You Have To Understand:

The crime rate in this city is so bad the guy who just robbed you at gunpoint got mugged twice before either one of you left the alley.

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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Idk what anyone says I'm not arguing with someone who can't keep white clothes clean

2500 likes!

Why is this an achievement I have a problem

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

You DO NOT NEED MORE THAN 1-5 spurts of perfume or cologne to just be out and about

CRAB TIME

HELL YEAH CRAB TIME BABEY

These are so good but their either melted into one glob or so dry you almost break a tooth chewing them ;-;