Better Watch The Fuck Out For That Puddle.

Alright, kiddies, it’s that time again. Giveaway time! This giveaway is kind of sort of celebrating my approaching 30,000 follower mark, but really I just want to get rid of my leftover con merchandise. If you want to see my other tees just head on over to my RedBubble!

Here are the rules (please see before reblogging!):

This giveaway will end on August 1st, 2013, so you have plenty of time!

You can only reblog once. I repeat. ONCE. If you reblog more than once, it’s not very fair to the other people who want to win, and plus Tumblr doesn’t show multiple reblogs, so really it decreases your chances of winning.

Likes do not count.

You do not have to be following me, but it is always appreciated!

Please, for the love of god, have your ask or submit page open! I need to be able to contact you through tumblr!

I do not have any other sizes besides these, so please don’t ask. These tees are what I had leftover from my last con.

I will not do specific button requests, you get what I pull out of my magical button box. They’re all great though, don’t worry.

I might throw in some bookmarks! You’ll have to wait and see!

There will be three winners, each chosen at random with a random number generator. 

Each winner will receive one tee (out of the three shown), three random buttons, a hand-drawn doodle of choice, and a handy-dandy business card (those were leftover too I want to get rid of them jusT TAKE ALL OF MY THINGS).

If you are chosen as a winner, and your ask/submit pages are not open, I will choose someone else. If you are chosen and your ask/submit pages are up, you must respond to my contact within 24 hours or I will choose someone else.

I can ship world-wide, and I will pay for shipping. Customs fees are a bitch, but I will do it. Just know that it might take a while for your package to get to you! I’ll let you know when I’m sending them out!

The winners will get to choose their tees, first come first serve to whomever replies to me first! If you do not get the tee you wanted, I can always send you just a drawing by snail mail and I can choose a different winner of the tee!

Happy reblogging! If you have any questions just ask!

Ten Songs Meme

Tagged: @jellydishes ⁌ ⁍ (Thank you~ 🎧🤍📻)

put your playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people

1: Outta My Mind - Monsune

2: Love Lockdown - Trevor Something

3: Sorry - Meg Myers (Ethnikids Remix)

4: Tayf (Ghost) - Mashrou’ Leila

5: I Can’t Let You Go - 52nd Street

6: Dorian Electra - Career Boy

7: Lover Chanting - Little Dragon

8: DNA - Kendrick Lamar (Yung Bae Remix)

9: Lucifer - Sadluci

10: She Has a Lover - Turquoise Jeep ft. Pierre Cashmere & Slick Mahoney

Tagging: @5lazarus @calenhads @noswordstyle @bengalaas @heartsyhawk (But only if you’d like~ 🎶👏😌🎵) and all other interested parties. @ me in your posts if you try it out!

As hard as it may be for you to understand how I cannot feel sexual attraction, please respect that it is equally difficult for me to understand how you can.

Reblog if you're a Star Trek fan (any and all series and movies) and you're female.

I want to see how many of us there are. :)

Selfie Tag

Tagged: @jellydishes​​ ⁌ ⁍ (Thank you~ 🤗 🖤)

Tagging: All other interested parties. @ me in your posts if you try it out! 💄✨ 📸

carletoncolton - GPOY 4: Ten Years' Difference

Tagged: @jellydishes​ (Thank you~ 👋😘 ❤️)

Tagging: @the-halo-of-my-memory​​ @the-ever-chaos-collective​ @astriaage​ @hawkeish​ @proudofmyanger​ @rat-spit-village​ @the-horae​ (But only if you’d like~ 👑👗🗡️✨)

Saw this on Twitter and thought it was super cute!

Google your name followed by:

*your name* fantasy gown

*your name* fantasy crown

*your name* fanstasy weapon

Create your fantasy outfit and tag 5 people to show you theirs!

Ummm sorry but Geralt of Rivia ain’t gonna know what hit him baby!

Tagging some peeps, show me yours!!

@iloveyouyen @littlefreya @dancingwendigo @onlyhenrys @achaoticaugust @thelastsock @the-soot-sprite @killjoy-assbutt-1112 @fishcustardandclintbarton and anyone else who wants to join!

Do you…. Have any trashy romance novel suggestions 👀

Absolutely. I can give you some author recs, if you're down for it? They're really prolific authors and have a range of stuff, so you'll probably find something to your tastes.

Cat Sebastian mostly writes Victorian/Regency romances with queer characters (I particularly rec A Little Light Mischief which is unbearably cute).

Alyssa Cole has a lot of great, diverse romances with POC and queer as the MCs (particular rec for How to Find a Princess, which is about security officer and the princess she's trying to get to claim her title).

Rebekah Weatherspoon is really funny and writes really great characters, and her fairytale retelling series (esp. If the Boot Fits) is one of my favorites.

Yvette Hines is one of the funniest writers I've read, and she has a bear shifter romance series that is so full of bear puns it's amazing.

Sam Burns is also really fun, and mostly writes queer paranormal romances that are really fun and full of relatable characters (I'd rec the Fantastic Fluke series because who doesn't love ghost romance and mysterious plots?)

Alexis Hall is maybe my favorite on this list? They write really, really entertaining "traditional" sorts of Victorian romances (among others) but with queer protagonists. My personal go-to when I'm feeling down is A Lady for a Duke, with a trans woman MC and a childhood friend romance. It's lovely.