Do You Guys Think If I Put My Max Verstappen Hot Wheel On The Family Altar, That Then La Virgen Might

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Guys, this isn't funny anymore. Where's the real car? Max, if you can hear me, you gotta get out of there. Blink twice if you need a rescue from Red Bull. I will come and pick you up myself!!

Me when I'm a Mercedes F1 Team driver from 2014-2016

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She was a bird

I was an arrow

Both of us sure

We were sword and a sparrow

Still when we flew

We never knew

There in the air

I felt her feathers

First all at once

Then all together

When I went through

That's when I knew

I'm a killer and a killer is a bad, bad thing to be

She's a giver and a giver's even worse to folks like me

'Cause I never really wanna be the one to hurt somebody

But it just keeps happening, yeah it just keeps happening

I was a bird

He was an arrow

I was allured

By the straight and the narrow

What could I do?

His aim was true

Straight to the heart

I let it happen

I couldn't hardly

Have ever imagined that

When he went through me

He'd hate what he's doing

And make me feel stupid

For choosing him too

'Cause I'm a giver and a giver is a bad, bad thing to be

He's a killer and a killers even worse for folks like me

'Cause I never really wanna feel the hurt from anybody

But it just keeps happening, yeah it just keeps happening

Yeah it just keeps happening

Falling

Never to fly again

Darling

Together when everything's

Fading

The shade of the trees in the dark

I'm in

Love with the idea of

Dying

With you in my arms but not

Like this

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

Damned to the end from the start

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

Damned to the end from the start

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

Damned to the end from the start

We can't really help who we are

She was a bird

I was an arrow

Both of us sure we were sword and a sparrow

I was a bird

He was an arrow

We can't really help who we are

Max Verstappen | Post race, Japanese GP 2025 by Mark Thompson. (edited)

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