A Real, Actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened Moment From The Christmas Special Rapsittie

Watcher seem to be making every single pitfall you can when establishing a new business from scratch

1. Someone already said this LA is like the worst place so start up a new business with limited funds. The cost of living, rent, and literally everything is too expensive to be sustainable without quick profit and growth.

2. They expanded far too quickly. The amount of employees and salaries for a company of their age and size is just not going to work.

3. Their content should not have had the apparently massive budget if they knew it was a financial risk with a large probability of not producing enough profit to offset the cost.

4. If they want to be like a tv network so bad they should’ve tired to create trial (CHEAP) shows with new personalities and talents to test the waters. Like actual TV networks (used to) do. Not some of their most expensive shows that have flop everytime they’ve tried to launch it.

5. MARKET RESEARCH!! Market research is the best friend to anyone trying to grow an audience. Feedback from a third party is so important when your job depends on a third party like this

6. TV Networks and streaming services depend on the casual viewer which are way easier to get on a well known platform.

7. Streaming services make booty trash money it’s a horrible business model.

I know everyone rags on business majors but has anyone at Watcher even like ever seen like a spread sheet?

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

Can You Feel The Love Tonight(Part 3)

Thorne: And if…she falls..in love..tonight..

Iko: *sniffs*

Thorne: …it can be assumed…

Iko: her carefree days.. with us is history…

Both: In short our gal…is doomed

*dramatic crying*

NoHo Hank is still my bestie but we are NO LONGER on speaking terms

The council of girlfailure will decide your fate

You meet the most interesting people in the doctors waiting room

Everyone’s goth until it’s 98 degrees outside smh my head

I’m thinking of writing a fic about Arthur actually running away to live with merlin on a farm, including

-small house in a big forest

-arthur learning how to farm, actually enjoying it but not wanting to let merlin know

-having to hide from Camelot patrols

-gwen is the only one who knows where they are, but can’t visit because she knows morgana or uther would have her followed

-nightmares in daylight, reminders of an old life, swords underneath the bed and spell books in the closet

-arthur naming the chickens and trying to ride a sheep

-arguing about who’s turn it is do the washing up

-trying to forget why they live alone in the forest and knowing exactly what would happen if they went back

-day long treks to the closest village

-peals of laughter that deer cock their heads at, the smell of soup filling the kitchen with a rich, salty warmth, fire dancing in the grate, merlin constantly humming

-a fire breathing cat

-indecision–is it worth going back??

-druids

-arthur watching merlin slide effortlessly into this life, wondering how the fool he’s known for so long is now teaching him how to survive

-magic, magic everywhere

-bursts of happiness, the smell of wood burning, bright glints in dark hair, weak autumn light, love, warm skin, glowing stars

Just wondering if anyone would be interested in reading it if I put it out there?

hi uh this is just a psa

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PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!