Marauder Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 31

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think

James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax

Marlene: just eat the wax, I would

Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss

James: na I like living

Marlene: chicken

James: you do I then if your so tough

Marlene: kk!

a moment for young david thewlis as moony

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22

Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!

Evan: what the fuck

Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 39

Mary: I was at my aunts house and she just randomly died, like girly could’ve told me she didn’t want me there

Lily: WHAT?

Mary: Pookie dropped at stopped

Marauders playing Never have I ever Part 2: Remus: Never have I ever been in a threesome. *Regulus, Evan, Barty casually drinking* Rest of them just shocked: James: *choking on his drink* ...REGULUS? Regulus: We were bored, gay and horny. What did you expect? Barty, winking at James: Interested in making it a foursome, Potter? James: *visibly malfunctioning* I—I—what? NO! Sirius: *sputtering* I’m—I’m GOING TO BE SICK. Dorcas: They even asked if I wanted to join. Marlene: WHAT?! Dorcas, smirking: I was preoccupied that day. Sirius: *gagging* I-I need a moment.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES POTTER YOU ARE SO LOVED BY ME

when i say david bowie was a wizard and they look at me like i’m crazy 💔

Ok we all hear the fact that Sirius is a short king but out of all the marauders, Peter is the shortest. Probably by like 2 cm but you know that Sirius makes sure Peter knows at any second of the day because he needs the ego boost. Peter doesn’t care to much though, he enjoys his short life and he thinks that he wouldn’t suit being taller than he is.

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 42… or 43

Remus: guys hear me out… young Albus Dumbledore

Mary: I hate that it’s true

James: wait… what is he really that fine?

Remus: *shows image of young dumbledore*

James: HOLY MOLY!

Sirius: shiiiit… Mary your right I really do hate that it’s true

Marlene: I’d turn straight for him to be honest

Peter & Lily: *doesnt find him attractive at all*