"life Is For Living. And Baby I Live For The Bit"

what they would look like with human lips

From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!

w h a t s h o w i s t h a t p l e a s e

Y’all remember this show?

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

I electrocuted a bunch of fish today

that was fun

i need to be stopped

Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable

reblogging this because I love strange instruments

Omg wait it would be the absolute batman axe

Imagine sharpening the edge of a laptop and using it as an axe