I Am Putting This On My 2025 Bingo Card.

If I see that cowboy flesh hat and one more goddamn time

what they would look like with human lips

From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!

Relativity Falls!

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

theres a discord bot that edits videos now and it made this.

Parents have the ability to make you feel bad about literally anything you do/don't do, and the worst part is all they do is ask one word.

"Why?"

Like I was shopping with my mom one time and I wanted to buy something that was, admittedly kinda stupid, but I wanted it anyway.

My mom stops me right as I'm about to pay for it and just says, "Why are you buying that?"

and it's like

fuck you mean WhY aM i buYiNG iT? Because I want it, so I'm going to purchase it, with my money, that I earned.

If someone ever asks you why you're doing something that is otherwise harmless, "because I want to" is a perfectly valid response.

MON ST MEY THDAY MEBY ULI NOET

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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

PREACH BROTHER

I draw pierced up emo feminine men cause I’m a pierced up emo feminine guy. #shocker