emo boy and his childhood friend
Bakugo the Alchemist and his navigator Deku are in adventure to search for a very rare element of explosion!!
Based on Hori’s Bakugo design in vol.40 back cover
If Pokemon Evolutions Were Realistic
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Unfinished. Won't finish.
Izuku, on live TV: If you’re looking for a good hotel, I stayed at this one place. It had everything: a giant pool, an everyday-all day buffet, night-time activities, a doorman that always high-fives children of divorce.
Audience:
TV Host:
Izuku:
TV Host: W-were you one of those kids, Hero Deku?
Izuku: No, but speaking of divorce, my husband and I are about to have one because he decided to mess with my teleprompter.
Bakugo, laughing his ass off offstage:
Izuku: How can you eat when there’s a dead villian laying at your feet?
Bakugo, eating a donut: What the hell am I supposed to do? Share it?
What can any of us DO about the number of people out there getting BAD TATTOOS? Why do people get bad tattoos? Why do neighbors, coworkers, and even our family members come up and show us their new tattoos [which are obviously sub-par] and say, “I just got a new tattoo! It looks good,
Read more at http://tattooartistmagazineblog.com/2014/12/17/friends-dont-let-friends-get-bad-tattoos/
-i have it massively headcanoned that english is actually ryan’s second language
- like imagine the crew’s just running around one day on the town, just doin their own business, when they’re nearing an ammunition store and ryan just goes “oh, wait, je veux– shit, i want to stop in there.” and they just write it off as a flub for the first minute before gavin tentatively speaks up from next to him. “ryan… was that… french??”
- everyone suddenly turns on him and he just blushes the deepest shade of red like “uh… yup. yeah. that was… french.”
- and they discover that french is actually ryan’s first language, and he can still speak it pretty fluently
- cue gavin urging ‘say something in french’ every other second and ryan ALWAYS replying with ‘quelque chose’
- ryan now being more comfortable with them knowing that he learnt english as a second language so he can attempt to say bigger sentences
- but every so often when he’s talking about something passionately he just slips into french, and when he goes, ‘yknow????’ at the end expectantly, ray has to shake his head and reply ‘you started speaking french ten minutes ago and all i got out of that was ice skating. i think.’
- ryan not knowing the english for some words so he’ll have to stop and mumble quietly to himself ‘fuck… what was that fucking word again…’ and he always hates being caught like this but ray thinks it’s the most adorable thing since baby animals
- michael had ALMOST convinced him that the word for ‘shooting’ was ‘masturbating’
- ryan quietly singing french songs to ray when he’s curled up next to him in one of his giant hoodies
- at some point the crew just collectively really pisses him off so he goes an entire two weeks speaking french and nothing but.
- “ryan, pass the salt”
- “désolé, je ne sais pas. je ne parle pas anglais. est-ce que tu veux la poivre?”
- “ryan i will fucking fire you”
- ryan forgetting that he’s speaking french and just fluently answering someone’s english question (and then being really flustered when he realizes he’s been speaking french)
- what’s weird is that he wasn’t actually born in france? so no one knows why he learnt french. he just did.
last panel in EN: Everyone got distracted.
BOBBY: She was the love of my life. How many times am I gonna have to kill her?
Not to be callous about Bobby’s suffering or anything, but:
(screencap from hotn)
21+I’ve had this account over 9 years and maybe used it 10 times. This is your Cringe Warning.
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