i got lazy with the s
i'm obsessed with hamlet. serial procrastinator, famous yapper, who monologues any time anything goes even mildly wrong. he gets POISON STABBED, and instead of dropping dead like his mother, his uncle, and his opponent, he MONOLOGUES ABOUT IT. HE PROCRASTINATES DYING TO MONOLOGUE ABOUT IT. there's just something so beautiful about him clinging to life to deliver one last baller speech
Kevin Day girlies really playing the long game
robert sean leonard and denzel washington in much ado about nothing (1993)
everything starts and ends with kevin day. do you get it? everything starts and ends with kevin day. of course everything has to start and end with kevin day it could never be any other way
superbat might not be everyone's cup of tea but you have to admit "person who wears glasses as their secret identity but doesn't need them" and "person who avoids wearing glasses until they absolutely have to" is a hilarious dynamic for a relationship.
Reading Jean’s perspective really is an experience bc he’ll call the love of his life “the golden captain” and then call Neil Josten a malfunctioning cretin, an unfulfilled promise, an abominable cockroach and his misplaced forever partner within two pages