Luther who KNITS though.
I’ve been learning to knit during lockdown as a way to deal with stress and it works so well. It engages your fine motor skills while still allowing you to zone out to some music or a show and it’s really helped me deal with things better, so all the while I couldn’t stop imagining him really loving it.
And I mean, think of all the cute things Luther would knit for his siblings? Because you better believe Luther would not be interested in knitting things for himself (except maybe a few stylish pairs of gloves to cover his hands with when going out) but damn if he wouldn’t shower his family with knitted presents.
He’d probably make Vanya some of those cool infinity scarfs in different colors and also at least one beanie. Diego definitely gets colorful socks or a sweater because Luther has a sense of humor and enjoys being a little shit. He’d honestly make Klaus tons of things because Klaus definitely would wear all of it and that makes Luther very happy? Allison mostly wears fashionable clothes but Luther makes her one of those really nice blankets she is very protective over and doesn’t let anybody else have since it’s just the coziest. Five would be like “I don’t /need/ anything” so Luther knits him one of those silly cup warmers for his coffee mugs and Five is just “ok yeah fine” and uses it because he’s secretely a sap. knitting for Ben is hard but Luther asks him what he wants anyway and learns to crochet just to make him a octopus plushy.
"Geez boss, again with the anime sparkles?"
"Oh shut up Sans, these sparkles strike fear in my enemies souls"
Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out
These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.
This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.
The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.
The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.
Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.
Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.
These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.
Stay safe.
Dont forget about it being seemingly for no reason, like 4 years of your life just wasted
@ Luther haters, let me ask you a question, and answer honestly.
If you lived on the FUCKING MOON for 4 years, would you be able to shut up about it?
Okay but like, Dolphins would be the chillest people on the planet if they were human
Hear me out, Dolphins dont give a fuck, they've been known to get high using puffer fish, they can have sexual relations with OTHER SPECIES(yes that includes humans), dolphins have been known to masturbate and have homosexual activities. They also have been known to play with other species, make bubble rings, play pass with eachother and even harass birds by pulling them into the water with no intention of eating them. They also be cute as hell, I mean come on they are adorable
Hm... How many times times does Luther talk about the moon? Twice? And that was because he found out his entire purpose of living was ✨nothing✨
I'd be pretty fucking upset if I was put into total isolation with limited food for four years. Give the boy a break-
This whole obsession with wheelchair users struggling on foot down the aisle at their wedding or across the stage for graduation is 100% powered by ableism.
So umbrella academy season 2 is officially out and I think I can safely say that, Luther is not that bad and he is my favorite character. I probably lost most of you but I think this needs to said, this will be me explaining why I dont hate Luther(quite the opposite really) and you shouldnt either.
One of the biggest points of hating Luther is that he wont shut up about the moon and how he should just get over it because it was 4 years. But lets be honest, how many times did he really talk about the moon? Because its not that much in the grand scheme of things. Luther was left on the moon ALONE for 4 years, doing things that he thought were meaningful and helpful to his father but it turns how Reginald didnt even bother reading his reports and letters. Its not just about the 4 years either, Luther spent his entire life in that house and once again he was ALONE both physically and mentally. Physically, his siblings left him and started their own life. Mentally, his siblings were never really there for him they all were put up against each other striving for their fathers attention.
The hargreeves siblings never got their fathers love, which effected them differently. They didnt even get real names, their names were given to them by Grace and no their father. Now as you know Luther is the only sibling you trusts Reginald, why? Because he's never given a reason to not trust him. He is number 1 and that means he has the most responsibility and the most trust from his father. Which royally fucks your mindset up, he has a superiority complex of course, but why shouldnt he? He's the most emotionally naive and pair that with the grooming tactics from Reginald, you have a poor kid wrapped in their fathers web. Not to mention that he was deformed and turned into a monster by the only person he trusted
So as you know at the end of the season Luther hugs Vanya and then throws her in a tight cell. Most of the fans hate him for this very specific reason, but should you? Of course its a really scummy thing to do and its good reason to hate him, but you have to understand why. Luther has only seen the destructiveness of her powers and moments ago he saw the woman he loved(which is super gross but there's a reason for it) almost die at the hands of his sister, who he didnt even know had powers. In his mind she's the reason for the apocalypse and locking her up will stop it, but of course it doesn't. How was he supposed to know that? Its what his father did and in his mind it seems right. Also the other siblings(except Allison) didnt really try to stop him either, why pick and choose based on what character you like. They had no fucking clue what to do and it seemed to be the right choice.
I have a genuine request, if you hate Luther tell me why. That doesnt include "he's annoying" or "he wont shut up about the moon", I'll wait
Anime
Wonderboy and Nasty man(I have 2 im sorry)
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