The Celebrity Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors Being Some Of The Best Ones Is Like The Retail Equivalent

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

lets be protected by mama

wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

Vintage Animal Crossing! Blathers, Fauna and Celeste from 2023

Just some little guys c:

From late 2024

coming out of my cage and they’re shouting oh fuck it’s loose call for backup i repeat call for backup subject has breached containment area

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop