God I Would Be UNSTOPPABLE If I Was Capable Of Consistently Initiating Tasks. Just You Wait. You'll Be

Like, will he get it? Will he care??

I’m scrolling through my camera roll, looking for a meme to send to my younger brother, and I’m slowly coming to the realization that my humor is completely incoherent to anyone who isn’t one of my four friends.

Martin van Maële (1863-1926) - Illustration for Anatole France's 'The Well of Santa Clara', 1903

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

Sensenmann (Grim Reaper). Melaten cemetery in Cologne, Germany.

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance