Some Things Do Not Need Bluetooth Connection. Give Me A Wire You Prick

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

Untitled, painting by ABeardedArtist

Like, will he get it? Will he care??

I’m scrolling through my camera roll, looking for a meme to send to my younger brother, and I’m slowly coming to the realization that my humor is completely incoherent to anyone who isn’t one of my four friends.

I’m scrolling through my camera roll, looking for a meme to send to my younger brother, and I’m slowly coming to the realization that my humor is completely incoherent to anyone who isn’t one of my four friends.

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

Insomnia by Vincenzo Lamolinara

"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive

"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable

Was meditating in the woods this morning and a bug comes up to me doing this elaborate mating dance. Women can’t do anything 😔🙄