Okay For The Sake Of Clarity, I Think I Need To Explicitly Say This: I Am Not Planning To Start Actually

Rainforest

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

My actions last night were caused purely by the full moon, the eleven shots I took had nothing to do with it.

Vincent Van Gogh // Clarice Lispector

Cemetery deer.

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all