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your battery percentage is your height, how tall are you?

I’m 5'0

A collection of Polites x Poseidon and Eurylochus x Zeus doodles :3

Right off the bat, everyone point at @bloodlustwarrior for Zeury’s existence. It is such a chaotic pairing and I love it. Toxic yaoi my fav /j Also naturally had to add in Polites n Poseidon cause I genuinely do love them now ( ◕‿‿◕ ) It’s def my fav god x mortal ship for Epic -w- Doing all of these makes me really appreciate the wackiness this fandom can so casually cook up. I definitely should draw more random crack/rarepairs. So like not saying hand your wacky pairs over,,,but I’m all ears >:]

Although I do just wanna say, I’m not actually that big on Odysseus ships outside of OdyPen + OdyPo. So if I do draw more rarepairs, just never expect an Ody one. Sorry to disappoint :,3 But hey, just means there’s more room for being creative with pairings (¬‿¬)

Mandatory bonus doodle atp:

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

Gave it a try

This is my first time I've ever done a template before!...I hope people will try it..maybe? I don't know -_-

But hey it's free so use your different styles!

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

INSTEAD OF “SAID:”

Affirmed - to confirm or ratify, to state or assert positively; maintain as true.

Articulated - to utter clearly and distinctly; pronounce with clarity.

Belittled - to regard or portray as less impressive or important than appearances indicate; depreciate; disparage.

Bemoaned - to express distress or grief over; lament, to regard with regret or disapproval.

Bid - to express (a greeting, farewell, benediction, or wish), to command; order; direct.

Blurted (out) - to utter suddenly or inadvertently; divulge impulsively or unadvisedly.

Chimed (in) - to break suddenly and unwelcomely into a conversation, as to express agreement or voice an opinion.

Chuckled - to laugh softly or amusedly, usually with satisfaction.

Conceded - to acknowledge as true, just, or proper; admit.

Concurred - to accord in opinion; agree.

Contended - to assert or maintain earnestly, to strive in debate; dispute earnestly, to struggle in opposition.

Conveyed - to communicate; impart; make known.

Cried (out) - to utter or pronounce loudly; call out, to utter inarticulate sounds, especially of lamentation, grief, or suffering, usually with tears.

Croaked - to speak with a low, rasping voice, to utter a low-pitched, harsh cry, as the sound of a frog or a raven.

Deplored - to regret deeply or strongly; lament, to disapprove of; censure.

Disparaged - to speak of or treat slightingly; depreciate; belittle, to bring reproach or discredit upon; lower the estimation of.

Divulged - to disclose or reveal (something private, secret, or previously unknown).

Folded - to yield or give in.

Fretted - to feel or express worry, annoyance, discontent, or the like.

Giggled - to laugh in a silly, often high-pitched way, especially with short, repeated gasps and titters, as from juvenile or ill-concealed amusement or nervous embarrassment.

Grinned - to smile broadly, especially as an indication of pleasure, amusement, or the like.

Grunted - to grumble, as in discontent, to utter the deep, guttural sound characteristic of a hog.

Hissed - to express disapproval or contempt by making this sound, to make or emit a sharp sound like that of the letter s prolonged, as a snake does, or as steam does when forced under pressure through a small opening.

Hollered - to cry aloud; shout; yell.

Howled - to utter a loud, prolonged, mournful cry, as that of a dog or wolf, to utter a similar cry in distress, pain, rage, etc.; wail.

Inquired - to seek information by questioning. 

Lamented - to feel or express sorrow or regret for, to mourn for or over.

Mewled - to cry, as a baby, young child, or the like; whimper.

Moaned - to utter moans, as of pain or grief, to utter (something) inarticulately or pitifully, as if in lamentation.

Mocked - to attack or treat with ridicule, contempt, or derision, to deceive, delude, or disappoint.

Murmured - to make a low or indistinct sound, especially continuously, to speak in a low tone or indistinctly.

Muttered - to complain murmuringly; grumble, to utter words indistinctly or in a low tone, often as if talking to oneself; murmur.

Nagged - to find fault or complain in an irritating, wearisome, or relentless manner (often followed by at), to annoy by persistent faultfinding, complaints, or demands.

Proclaimed - to announce or declare in an official or formal manner, to announce or declare in an open or ostentatious way, to indicate or make known publicly or openly.

Recited - to give an account of, to repeat the words of, as from memory, especially in a formal manner.

Retorted - to reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to, to answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

Roared - to utter a loud, deep cry or howl, as in excitement, distress, or anger, or to laugh loudly or boisterously.

Scorned - to reject, refuse, or ignore with contempt or disdain.

Seethed - to be in a state of agitation or excitement.

Shrilled - betraying some strong emotion or attitude in an exaggerated amount, as antagonism or defensiveness.

Snarled - to growl threateningly or viciously, especially with a raised upper lip to bare the teeth, as a dog.

Snickered - to laugh in a half-suppressed, indecorous or disrespectful manner.

Snivelled - to weep or cry with sniffling, to utter with snivelling or sniffling.

Sneer - to smile, laugh, or contort the face in a manner that shows scorn or contempt.

Snorted - to express contempt, indignation, etc., by a similar sound.

Sobbed - to weep with a convulsive catching of the breath.

Taunted - to reproach in a sarcastic, insulting, or jeering manner.

Uttered - to give audible expression to; speak or pronounce: said.

Wailed - to express in wailing; cry or say in lamentation.

Waived - to refrain from claiming or insisting on; give up, to put aside or dismiss from consideration or discussion.

Weeped - to weep for (someone or something); mourn with tears or other expression of sorrow. 

Whimpered - a whimpering cry or sound, to cry with low, plaintive, broken sounds.

Whined - to utter a low, usually nasal, complaining cry or sound, as from uneasiness, discontent, peevishness, etc.

Yielded - to give up or surrender (oneself).

he has his mothers eyes and his father’s wrath

less bright versions below!

triple telemachus ATTACK!!!

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

Odysseus discovered something while he was at war

the sons of atreus

odysseus is a very attractive man what can i say.

anyways better version of the illiad where instead of achilles throwing a fit about his girlfriend being taken by agamemnon, agamemnon just kisses Odysseus instead! everybody wins!

also menelaus is a little bitch about missing his wife and he NEEDS his buddy’s comfort im sure.