Having To Clean The Shower Is So Fucking Annoying. It’s Clean In There. That’s Where I Go To Get

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

a dad.

c:  @littlekaisarion

you know a fic is good when it has this

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

"fic reading doesn’t count, it’s just porn. booktok girlies are too dumb to read proper books"

lame take. people contain multitudes. i can read nasty self-insert smut fics and complex novels or non-fiction at the same time. i can read deep character analysis fics and kinky romance novels on the side. maybe you should read some smut to come down from your high real-literature-horse.

Mushy May Day 10: Love Notes

Pairing: Cumulus/Cirrus

Characters: Cumulus, Cirrus

Tags: Fluff, Love Latters

Word count: 289

Summary: Mushy May Day 10

Cirrus gets a letter from Cumulus while on tour.

Fic below the cut or in ao3

@forlorn-crows

Cirrus was in her bunk, resting as she wondered if she should call Cumulus - even if it was currently nighttime for the other ghoulette and she knew that there was no way that her mate would be awake - when Perpetua walked up to her, “There’s mail for you.” Said the human as he left a letter on her bunk and walked away.

Cirrus immediately cheered up as she picked up the carefully sealed letter, it had a wax seal with the air symbol on it and a piece of lavented attached to it. She immediately knew that it was from her lovely mate. She opened the letter, careful to not break the paper and seal too much.

“Hello my cloud,

It’s been busy here in the ministry these weeks you’ve been away, yet I still think about you every minute of my days and nights. I miss you like never before,  but I don’t wish to pull you away from the tour. I know that you enjoy it, and that’s more than enough for me. I hope the new Papa is treating you well.

I can’t wait to see you again, I’m planning to take you out to the lake once you get back, we can stargaze together surrounded by the flowers and catch up. I hope you’re having fun out there.

Forever yours,

Cumulus <3”

Cirrus couldn’t wait for that to happen, she walked to the front of the bus and found Perpetua. “Hey, papa? Do you mind if I send a letter back to the ministry?” She asked. “No, you can go ahead and write it, I’ll make sure it gets there.”

Cirrus smiled, found a pen and some paper around the bus and got to writing.

happy jesus he knows me day

Omg I saw a clip from that Q&A Tobias did recently with fans, and I guess people were asking about Perpetua's personality. And someone in the crowd shouted out "He's a cunt" and Tobias repeated it as in to make sure he heard it right. And the announcer guy straight up went "There are children here" and Tobias immediately went "Oh, he's a Count 😊"

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