Me: You Kinda Giving Off Ohio Vibes Ngl :/

I was playing TitanFall2 yesterday and my headset died in the middle of the match. You know what? No problem that’s fine. Except it’s not

I use a UwU voice, otherwise known as a discord kitten voice when I get annoyed in the game. So saying things like “ah motherfwucker” and “WHRRE DID HE COME FWROM??” Tends to be said quite a bit

I would like to formally apologize to my teammates for listening to that

Looking at my son: oh you like math?

Cocks gun and looks at my wives: I know what we’re having for dinner tonight :)

ok all you destiny folk I have a question:

Who are you most likely to get into a fist fight with

And who are you most likely to WIN a fist fight against

I’m a warlock main who is best friends with a hunter who honestly have less of a clue about Cayde’s life. Not that I know anything, I just go on vibes

Colonel has biten so many people but Cayde refuses to admit he trained the chicken to do it

Cayde-6 has tried to do that thing parents do with the airplane noise(the “here comes the airplane brrr”) with Zavala

Cayde lost a Cayde-6 look alike contest, he didn’t even score in the top 5

if I got into a physical fight with him I would win, out of pure sympathy and by telling him he will die multiple times

Cayde eats the equivalent of exo icecream and watches drama shows while crying

I have more but I’ll leave it at these for now

who wants to hear my thoughts about Cayde-6

Ok alternatively she has nice tits but like-

So like?? Loba mains what are the pros of playing her

The only reason I want Loba is cause I suck at being a dps and for some reason I’m absolutely shit at Lifeline???? Like ok game, if I can’t keep them alive I’m gonna at least make sure they have good items

What the plural form of deer???

Deers?

Deefes??

Deeves???

the game literally ended and everyone was like “BROWN YOU DUMBASS” “BROWN WHY” “you’re so stupid” and I’m sitting there laughing my ass off because I won and just say “BROWN I LOVE YOU”

I know it’s not good and i did it in 10 seconds but this is what a tone standoff remind me of

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