God Forbid 5000 Year Old Girls Do Anything

I gotta put me first

the lomls

I FEEL ATTACKED BECAUSE I ALWAYS EAT BRUNCH AT 12

Summer skin - death cab for cutie

This fucking sucks I’m going to [ remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health ] find glendower

2023 will be my year!!🫠🤟🏻

(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

what day is it

i love headcanons. i love the entire concept of headcanons. i can point at a character and go "that guy has chronic pain" and now he does. what are you going to do? tell me im wrong? its My head, fucker

my girl is mad at me

i hope i die

hes just like me

James manspreads. He would. Like all the time, any time he could.

Unless someone was sitting next to him, then he crossed his legs. But in a dad way.

Yk like this

Manspreading without man spreading