You Know How Piss Became A Meme Then A Bunch Of Memers Turned Out To Be Into Piss

LMAO!!!!! they already hung up an elon doll upside down in the same exact place where mussolini was made a salami back in 1945

Someone take the editing app away from me

NOW PLAYING: The Red Means I Love You by Madds Buckley

Tagging: @dongyeonsimp @mattmurrock @aerith-azalea @56707 @seerya

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

Hunt

heart stealer back at work

when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍