“One Day - I Will Tell You About The Dream I Had, Where You And I Were Together And You Did Not Leave,

me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me

Apparently not many know this and it’s pretty important information

Hey! Did you know that teenagers rib cages aren’t fully formed! Which means sometimes you get a stabbing pain in your lower side, that’s because the unformed cartilage moved and hit a nerve. If you ever get that, try not to breathe to heavily as it irritates it more

the adult loser in the book are so boring and i’m glad we have all agreed to just ignore that canon

I really have to be grateful that Andy decided to make all the Losers himbos because they’re all so boring and ugly in the book! Like Bill is a bald bitch? They get James McAvoy, the only heightcel to ever get laid, who I literally want to choke me to death. Mike is frail and tired and short? They get Isaiah Mustafa, the guy who got famous from being the Old Spice hunk, the only man who’d never disappoint you. Eddie is mousy and neurotic? They get irreverent bad boy James Ransone to resurrect all my repressed daddy issues. Richie is annoying and canonically ugly? They get Bill Hader, who’s actually kind of funny and charming, who looks like a dad who’d fuck your mouth while you’re both waiting to pick up your kids from church camp. Ben is straight? Well they don’t fix that, oh well. And Stan has an ugly mustache and a fire pussy and a little dick? They get Andy Bean to flash his bootyass at the camera and send our wigs to Saturn.

raccoons and their… little hands

i only saved one per species,,,,,, is everyone else hoarding??????

Animal Crossing New Horizons players on the first day

I hate when people categorize my gender/sexual identity as “questioning”. I’m specifically not questioning. I don’t want answers. I want to remain a mystery unto myself.

MASTERLIST: HERE COMES THE SUN

Seventeen SM!Au

College!au, slice of life, try at comedy, later on fluff, possible angst, a lot of headassery in terms of love hexagons lmao

updates: monday, wednesday, friday 7pm (EUROPEAN STANDARD TIME)

Fem!Reader x ???

what’s supposed to be just another year of fun and games at one of south korea’s top universities turns into a rollercoaster of emotions for you. stuck between best friends and former crushes, you try to find love, friends and most importantly yourself.

Warnings: mentions of sex (no explicit smut), mentions of drinking, swearing

TIMESTAMPS DO NOT MATTER!

I am using ulzzang pictures for this au, since I have already planned it that way, BUT for the next one I will be more inclusive so do NOT!! force yourself to read this if you don’t feel comfortable!!

started: 4th of January 2021

ended: tba

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he has a 100% divorce rate btw