The Duality Of Animal Crossing Players

Okay, I’m feeling generous tonight. Take these photos.

if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist

Late 50s stozier will always be precious

Challenge Me: Masterlist

College!Au, porn with plot(s), kinda crack?

Pairing: OT13 x afab!Reader

you have never been a person who turns down a challenge, but when your best friend challenges you to hook up with 13 boys in one semester you kind of wish you were.

Warnings: explicit smut

More warnings to be found in the chapter descriptions!

Prologue

Chapter 1

➥ Joshua x Afab!Fem!Reader

barista!au, softdom!Josh, dirty talk, slight degrading?, praising

Chapter 2

➥ Wonwoo x Afab!Fem!Reader

gamer!wonwoo, sub!wonwoo, sexting, facetime sexy time, semi-public sex, unprotected sex (pls use protection kids)

Chapter 3

➥ Jun x Afab!Fem!Reader x Minghao(The8)

sub!reader, dom!jun, begging, mouth fucking, threesome, nipple play, edging (kinda??)

Chapter 4

➥ Mingyu x Afab!Fem!Reader

semi-public sex, bigdick!Mingyu, dirty talk, fingering, blowjobs, kind of unprotected sex, the set up is super unrealistic but bare with me

Chapter 5

➥ Seungkwan x Afab!Fem!Reader (Feat. Wonwoo x Afab!Fem!Reader)

public sex, voyeurism, dirty talk, sub!seungkwan, spitting, fingering, handjobs, unprotected sex (pls don’t be like y/n in this, be smart), noona use in a sexual way (help)

Chapter 6

➥ Jihoon(Woozi) x Afab!Fem!Reader (Feat. Mingyu x Fem!Reader & Wonwoo x Fem!Reader)

blowjobs, dirty talk, usage of the word slut, kind of posessiveness??, cunnilingus, penetrative sex

Chapter 7

➥ Soonyoung x Afab!Fem!Reader (Feat Mingyu x Fem!Reader)

oral (fem receiving), dirty talk, usage of the words “slut” and “whore”, degrading, praising, dom!mingyu, dom!soonyoung, unprotected sex (you know the drill, don’t be like her!!), handjobs in public, road head, more unprotected sex (smh)

Chapter 8

➥ Seungcheol(S.Coups) x Afab!Fem!Reader

Daddy Kink!!, Dom!Cheol, semi-public sex, blowjobs, fingering, unprotected sex (she just doesn’t know when to stop), usage of the word “princess” and “baby” during intercourse, dirty talk, loud moaner coups

Chapter 9

➥ Chan(Dino) x Afab!Fem!Reader

neighbor!dino, angry sex kinda??, teasing, fingering, oral (f receiving), penetrative sex, squirting, bandage but not really?? yn‘s hands just get tied together, dino uses the words “sweetheart” and “darling” a lot, begging

Chapter 10

➥ Seokmin(DK) x Afab!Fem!Reader (Feat. Mingyu x Afab!Fem!Reader & Seungcheo(S.Coups) x Afab!Fem!Reader)

oral (m & f receiving), unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it!), creampie, degradation (name calling: slut, whore), pet names (baby, princess, darling), loads of dirty talk, extremely toxic behaviour by certain members, posessiveness, Daddy!Cheol, voyeurism, masturbation (m & f), semi-public sex, did i mention dirty talk?

the nook household

people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel, 

You’re out on a date at a bar when everyone - the bartender, the waitresses, the group at the booth next to you, the guys playing darts - say you should try the angel shot. But you’re pretty happy with beer and have no idea what they’re talking about.

just a reminder that we’re often critical of certain traits & qualities in ourselves that we may find positive or even delightful in other people. try to be as generous to yourself as you are with the people you love

the adult loser in the book are so boring and i’m glad we have all agreed to just ignore that canon

I really have to be grateful that Andy decided to make all the Losers himbos because they’re all so boring and ugly in the book! Like Bill is a bald bitch? They get James McAvoy, the only heightcel to ever get laid, who I literally want to choke me to death. Mike is frail and tired and short? They get Isaiah Mustafa, the guy who got famous from being the Old Spice hunk, the only man who’d never disappoint you. Eddie is mousy and neurotic? They get irreverent bad boy James Ransone to resurrect all my repressed daddy issues. Richie is annoying and canonically ugly? They get Bill Hader, who’s actually kind of funny and charming, who looks like a dad who’d fuck your mouth while you’re both waiting to pick up your kids from church camp. Ben is straight? Well they don’t fix that, oh well. And Stan has an ugly mustache and a fire pussy and a little dick? They get Andy Bean to flash his bootyass at the camera and send our wigs to Saturn.

You have to so so careful when you’re buying small packs of seeds and using self checkout, at say, Walmart, because the scales are supposed to alert u when you add an item that wasnt scanned, but the seeds are so small that it usually doesn’t notice if you

accidentally

add two or three packs to your bag after scanning only one!!!

psa because I know how guilty I would feel if I unintentionally stole from a mega corporation while buying vegetable seeds to feed my self/community!!!