Tommy With His Lil Flag 🥺💕

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

HOME FOR THE BITCHLESS [MASTERLIST].

SYNOPSIS. wherein your friend offers a room for you to crash in while your dorm is being renovated, but fails to mention that your new housemates don’t know how to talk to women (oh, and they also have an ongoing bet about you, too).

PAIRINGS. choi soobin, choi beomgyu, lee heeseung, park jongseong, sim jaeyun, park sunghoon x female! reader. GENRE. housemates! au, rom-com, sitcom, reverse harem time baby. GENERAL WARNINGS. too much swearing, references to/jokes about sex but i will not write smut, an awful amount of secondhand embarrassment, all of the boys are pathetic (check each chapter for specific warnings).

UPDATE SCHEDULE. there is no update schedule. i'll update whenever i want so send an ask/dm if you wanna be tagged in future chapters!

NOTE. i am very passionate about my asshole/loser idol agenda. this reads like a bad sitcom in written form so don't expect anything to make sense.

questions about the bitchless gang are very much welcome. feedback is also very much welcome and appreciated. hope you enjoy!

CHAPTER 1 — this is too much underwear for a first meeting. CHAPTER 2 — the inevitable disasters of living with six men. CHAPTER 3 — it takes a lemon related accident to get a man to talk. CHAPTER 4 — kisses? kisses. CHAPTER 5 — staring contest of death. CHAPTER 6 — the obligatory pool episode.

. . . more chapters tba!

tracking tag: #home for the bitchless

click here to check out the house layout.

HOME FOR THE BITCHLESS. © hannie-dul-set, 2023.

me, to my mom throughout the rest of the episode: jonah needs some neosporin. he’s just sitting there with open wounds. SOMEBODY GIVE THE BOY NEOSPORIN!

Logan Lerman in Hunters 1x01

“I wanna hug you so tight, letting you know that you are loved.”

— k.b. // i love you

just a reminder that we’re often critical of certain traits & qualities in ourselves that we may find positive or even delightful in other people. try to be as generous to yourself as you are with the people you love

You have to so so careful when you’re buying small packs of seeds and using self checkout, at say, Walmart, because the scales are supposed to alert u when you add an item that wasnt scanned, but the seeds are so small that it usually doesn’t notice if you

accidentally

add two or three packs to your bag after scanning only one!!!

psa because I know how guilty I would feel if I unintentionally stole from a mega corporation while buying vegetable seeds to feed my self/community!!!

the pacific + shirtless dog tags