I Support Crying Culture

i’m just gonna

leave this here

Mindy when she heard what Murray’s last words were Hodu L’Adonai Ki-tov

lmao someone finally said it

winstons death in the movie: heroically gets the flare while covering for his friends to get out. has a heart wrenching death scene where everyone cries, tells thomas to take care of everyone.

winstons death in the book: almost gets decapitated by a homicidal liquid ball of metal, severely deformed afterwards, no one (especially cold hoe thomas) wants to be near him, gets struck by lightning. the end

guy with an interest in people

the adult loser in the book are so boring and i’m glad we have all agreed to just ignore that canon

I really have to be grateful that Andy decided to make all the Losers himbos because they’re all so boring and ugly in the book! Like Bill is a bald bitch? They get James McAvoy, the only heightcel to ever get laid, who I literally want to choke me to death. Mike is frail and tired and short? They get Isaiah Mustafa, the guy who got famous from being the Old Spice hunk, the only man who’d never disappoint you. Eddie is mousy and neurotic? They get irreverent bad boy James Ransone to resurrect all my repressed daddy issues. Richie is annoying and canonically ugly? They get Bill Hader, who’s actually kind of funny and charming, who looks like a dad who’d fuck your mouth while you’re both waiting to pick up your kids from church camp. Ben is straight? Well they don’t fix that, oh well. And Stan has an ugly mustache and a fire pussy and a little dick? They get Andy Bean to flash his bootyass at the camera and send our wigs to Saturn.

media is pretend and not real but sometimes the way people mischaracterize my favorite pretend little dudes makes me feel very real rage

all is good in percy-verse

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????