“Jegulus, Dorlene, Pandalily, Wolfstar, Roskiller+ Ect Would Never Happen!!”

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

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Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

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Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

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Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

i know that most jily shippers who hates on jegulus is because they self insert as her

I don’t know how to explain my chronically online-ness to real life people. Like yeah Sarah, sorry i couldn’t FaceTime with you before i fell asleep, i don’t sleep until four and drink copious amounts of caffeine because I’m reading stories about harry potters dad and harry potters dad’s best friends brother fucking, also harry potters mum is in love with luna Lovegoods mother :)

Pandora Lovegood who has her own little farm in her garden at home

She's so self sufficient and gifts lily baskets of fruits and pies she loves all homegrown and homemade

I pickled the blorbos. They get separate jars bc I'm evil like that

regulus is pissing me off bc he's unreliable af and fucking repressed at that so i cant write about what he sees in james. admit to ur own stupid feelings fucking coward

Peter yelling “I know the name of Lockhart’s cologne!” in class so the marauders know the answer to the question is false

Nothing, just me using any and all words to avoid using the word “said” twice after dialogue, nothing, just me writing Barty chortles, slamming his hand on the cot Chortles. Fucking chortles

If you hate Lily Evans you will die and go to hell