Hamster Underestimation

bro does not like ralph ong

Oh, hello Nicholas.

We hope our entrance don't startle you.. Don't even try shooting us, it would be hopeless.

[It giggled menacingly as it puts the tip of the gun downwards. You don't even know how this thing manage to push it downwards since it was a bunch of flies, but teamwork, I guess.]

You really like Ralph's rules, don't you? His democracy, his ruling, the way he does what he does..? Haven't you seen the books? The stories? All of them always end up with the good ones dying for the protagonist . You really are a good one.

"What are you talking about? Going on about dying? Is this about the fire? That was an accident. There won't be any more accidents. We have rules now. We'll follow them and get off well. I'll have something new to write my dad about, then."

The buzzing is still in his head, a faint reminder of the thing that could have been a hallucination stemming from the heat of the weather.

@we-are-richard-lotf after straight up traumatizing a bunch of 12 year old boys

genuinely didn't expect nick to be the next victim because I barely posted anything about his lore at all yet you still managed to accurately pull this should I be scared or impressed

"He's right. Whatever you are, you're not real, you can't possibly be. It wouldn't make any sense. Don't come back. You're making me look a fool in front of them."

is there even like intros here YK WHAT!! I NEED LOTF MOOTS!!! 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓾𝓹....

⤷ MY NAME IS CARLI!! AYAYA (full name Is carlotta.)

⤷ i live in the u.k , but Im from brasil , peru and italy

⤷ I’m 15!! (average 09 kid heh.)

⤷ some of my interests are : LOTF (obv.) , ALNST , PJSK , Misfits and Magic , Fantasy High (my old friend.) , Carnby Kim manhwas , psychology , hsr and studio investigrave

⤷ I’m genderfluid and aroace (In a VERY masculine phase rn but Idm any prns!!!)

⤷ UM GEAH!! MOOT ME UP!! haha…..LOTF…. ahh…

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秋志 (Shuji) In the event, 秋志 (Natsuomi)

AOYAGI BROTHERS BTW

I'm in too many fandoms

au by @/ribbosu

roger

Posting this here too

Bday hcs

jack's fat cat I hope u guys like him

singlehandedly has more health than the boys

But don't poke him, he will explode

i got really mad playing coop so i drew from memory the average coop experience