When People Say That Jalph Is Sexualizing Children I Loose So Many Braincells. Its Never On The Posts

Kohane is so gorgeous in her new card!

Oh, hello Nicholas.

We hope our entrance don't startle you.. Don't even try shooting us, it would be hopeless.

[It giggled menacingly as it puts the tip of the gun downwards. You don't even know how this thing manage to push it downwards since it was a bunch of flies, but teamwork, I guess.]

You really like Ralph's rules, don't you? His democracy, his ruling, the way he does what he does..? Haven't you seen the books? The stories? All of them always end up with the good ones dying for the protagonist . You really are a good one.

"What are you talking about? Going on about dying? Is this about the fire? That was an accident. There won't be any more accidents. We have rules now. We'll follow them and get off well. I'll have something new to write my dad about, then."

The buzzing is still in his head, a faint reminder of the thing that could have been a hallucination stemming from the heat of the weather.

@we-are-richard-lotf after straight up traumatizing a bunch of 12 year old boys

genuinely didn't expect nick to be the next victim because I barely posted anything about his lore at all yet you still managed to accurately pull this should I be scared or impressed

"He's right. Whatever you are, you're not real, you can't possibly be. It wouldn't make any sense. Don't come back. You're making me look a fool in front of them."

pokeyman megar voltige is WOKE!!!!!!!!!

died 2022 born 2025 welcome back distressed rin popping out of a screen

bloody mark ummmm yeah

(Kinda) a redraw of Ralph, I traced over an old drawing I did a while ago.

Omg serious lotf stuff no way

I fear I may have rushed this a bit too much but I think the effect is still there C: I've been looking into lotf symbolism for a fat minute so me drawing this was a mental depiction of how lotf is in my head (sorry Ralph)

god spites us all