WAKE UP BABE AN ALLEGED ALAYM LEAK JUST DROPPED

oh my god

happy tumblr birthday to meeee

I love it when couples match their clothes

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

God I love women

Olivia Benson in every episode - 1x04 Hysteria

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

It took 10 years for the Italian astrophotographer Marcella Julia Pace to capture these 48 colors of the Moon.

Mean switch x mean switch, my beloveds

"No no no it's too much" x "If I could take it, so will you."

"You're just a needy little sub, that's all" x "Oh yeah?"

*catches their breath and smiles* "My turn" x "Oh no"

"I can't wait to ruin you like you just ruined me"

"I'm better at that than you are" x "Get on the bed and let's find out, baby"

"Don't dish out what you can't take, sweet thing"

*just tried something new for the first time* "Fuck please do that to me too, please" x *2 minutes after being fucked into oblivion* "Beg for it"

"Please get us some water" x "I can't walk either"

"Please I'm begging you" x "Where's Mommy now, hm?"

"You can fuck me better than that" x "Shut the fuck up."

"I need to use you tonight" x "I'll be whatever you need me to be"

"Brat" x "Says you."

"There we go, good job baby. You look so good on your knees for me." *2 hours later* "Please don't stop please don't stop please please please"

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself