Ah. To Be A Mouse Mom Eating A Pie Where The Filling Is A Cheese Wheel

I'm a bit of a Grinch. Holiday gift exchanges can be stressy for me for several reasons—the guessing game of figuring out who's planning to gift-exchange with me so it doesn't turn out awkwardly one-sided; being a minimalist who's overwhelmed by receiving too many new possessions; the possibility of inflicting the same overwhelmedness on other people; and the fact that I and many of my friends are tight on money.

This year I've started an opt-in gifting policy: I've admitted all those things to my friends, and told them that if gift-exchanging with me is important to them, they should actively let me know and provide me with a wishlist.

I'm pleasantly surprised how well people have taken it, and how many people have taken my blessing to not gift-exchange with me! I've got my gifting this year down to a few relatives and one close friend and I didn't have to do any guessing about what to buy and for whom!

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

Bridget I forgot to post here.

(Being called slurs on twt for this drawing lol)

The Extent of my Knowledge of Hazbin Hotel

My credentials:

I watched a youtube poop

my girlfriend likes the show

a scene with a song my gf liked was on while I was in the room once

existing on the internet and being exposed to it against my will

sparse research

this is HAZBIN

she is related to billy the puppet

her best friend is vagina

she thinks being evil is bad so shes trying to teach the evil guys to stop

This is VAGINA

shes not really into whatevers going on

probably needs to see a doctor or something

might have a vagina

This is RADIO MAN

he makes my eyes hurt when i look at him

talks like an old radio

video killed the radio star

hes like a jackalope man or something

This is GAY SPIDER

He likes to smoke crack

He can sus

Has C cups

daddy kink

he looks like if they decided to make pink eye a villain in the episode of the osmosis jones tv show

makes me think about that song about the guy fucking the spider

This is THE BOSS

porn

shes from a different show i think in the twizzler cinematic universe

her best friend is richard horvitz

her orange cousin isnt even fat

YOU LOVE MILKCAN #MILKCAN

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

i think touch screen keyboards are evil. keyboards were never meant to be flat. they need to be tactile

It's like Scribble Jam in my stomach, MC Nuggets and MC Flurry are going at it

mousegirl gf who is so so sleepy snoozy, so you cover her in a kraft single so she sleeps warm and has a snack when she wakes up