A Social Media Site For Business Dogs Would Be LinkedInu.

Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

the beverage brand Fruit2O is pronounced "difruit monoxide"

When Old MacDonald needs credit, he writes an EIEIOU.

took me a long time to find out that stanley cups are a brand of drinking vessel and people weren't just lying about their hockey achievements

Malevolent Foods

Update after a full workday of using Heexy: The bang search could use some tweaks (it requires the bang to go at the beginning of the query whereas other search engines recognize it anywhere; it is only working for me directly from the website rather than in searches from the address bar; and it triggers captchas a lot on websites like Google Scholar), but as far as the normal search functionality---still excellent. I get plenty of relevant results from a decade ago rather than other search engines' flood of very recent pages, and there is better prioritization of reliable sites like a higher ratio of .edu pages for informational sources.

Heexy Search Engine

Heexy

Heexy is a new search engine that has no ads. is fast and secure and is constantly improving to be the best for users!

After my DuckDuckGo results started getting too full of bot-generated crap, I started looking for other privacy-focused search engines and found this hidden gem that's given me lovely results so far

The fight against Trumps Transphobic EO has already started.

Advocate.com

Trans inmate sues over Trump's 'two sexes' order

The order will mean the inmate, identified under the pseudonym Maria Moe, will be transferred to a men's prison, putting her in immediate da

A transgender woman who is in a federal women's prison has sued the Trump administration over the “two sexes” executive order, saying it will require her to be housed in a men’s prison, putting her in danger and violating her constitutional rights.

The woman, identified by the pseudonym Maria Moe, filed the suit Sunday in U.S. District Court in Massachusetts. It names Donald Trump as a defendant, along with Acting Attorney General James R. McHenry III and William W. Lothrop, the acting director of the Bureau of Prisons. She is represented by GLBTQ Legal Advocates and Defenders, the National Center for Lesbian Rights, and the law firm of Lowenstein Sandler.

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What's an undertaker's favorite element on the periodic table?

Barium!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!