Imagine spending the summers writing to eachother till you could come stay for the last week...
Then Mr. and Mrs. Weasley will take you and the family to diagonally to get you school supplies...
Later you'll ride the train together...
Part 2
hi!! do you write for sarah cameron?? do you also write femxfem?!
Thank you for asking and yes to both questions! If you have a request you can either comment down below, message me privately or send another ask! 💛
(I have written a short blurb for her already if you want to check that out :))
looking forward to what you come up with!
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😘
JJ: Shit she looks good tonight
John B: Hey, no pouge on pouge macking bro
JJ: Oh because shacking it up with a Kook is better?
I almost did but it's not on anything i have :(
but fun fact- I'm now getting snp 'based on your likes' posts so that's fun
No marketing or advertising campaign will ever be more effective on me than a mutual who really likes a piece of media
John Bender x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
John: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Y/N: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the school.
John, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Y/N: Your John Bender right?
John: You a cop?
Y/N: No.
John: Then yes, I am.
Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
John: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
John: Can I have some?
Y/N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
John: I have an idea.
Y/N: A good idea?
John: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
John: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?
John: Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*
Y/N: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
John: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Y/N: ... Don’t you mean benevolence?
John: No.
John: And what do I get out of this?
Y/N: I will give you a dollar.
John: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Y/N: How 'bout two dollars?
John: You got yourself a deal
John: Y/N taught me to think before I act.
John: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
John, upon learning how Y/N did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Y/N: Well, not really.
John: You’re just a liar.
John: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Y/N: Aww-
John: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Y/N: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
John: Awww, thanks-
Y/N: That’s not a good thing.
John: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
Y/N: *running towards John with open arms*
John: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
John: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
John: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
John: Mine just says "John no."
Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Sending all the good vibes 💛🍄👽👾
hey hunny, how are youu?? <3
Omg Hi!!! <3
I'm doing pretty well this afternoon, kinda bored but overall great!
How are you and everyone else doing this fine afternoon?
Xolo Maridueña...
Maybe Jacob Bertrand...
(Part 2)
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