Hear Me Out.

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

do you think that if Zeke was a girl he would’ve been forced to carry children?

absolutely, no doubt. marley would've most likely looked to "copy" her (female zeke) in some way, noting how they always held zeke in high regards due to his spinal fluid. if that makes sense.

am I the only one who would want to see something like this in fic form?

I was wondering if I could request some Zeke X Marleyan! Reader Headcannons with a Secret Baby trope? I thought it would be interesting and thought I should request it!

I can do that, it’s a nice idea!!

- Zeke would be shocked, obviously. You're a Marleyan, and you’re pregnant - with his baby.

- It goes against his plan but it’s also illegal, he'd definitely panic for a while. But nonetheless he'd ask you if you wanted to keep it.

- When you say yes, he thinks of a plan to just hide the baby. He'd visit you in secret, check on you, check on his baby.

- When the baby is born they look like a carbon copy of him, Zeke isn't sure if he should be scared or overjoyed.

- This is foreign to him.

- He doesn't know how to be a father, he doesn't know how to show love. He thought all life was meaningless until he saw the life that he helped create be born into this world.

- This world that he thinks is so cruel.

I'm sure these trio are canon in the after life as drinking buddies

I ended up picking Levi today! He was a tough one, and might look a bit out of place vs the other ones because I had to do a different proportion to fit his chair in too. Anyway, I hope you like how he turned out!

He's waiting for Gabi and Falco, who are LATE. UGH.

Ps. Levi in a cute hat😭

Enemies in every other universe

I think it’s supposed to be strawberry blond or something but who knows 🤷🏽‍♀️

I totally see why people compare Jean Kirschtein to Leon Kennedy because what the fuck is this man's hair colour supposed to be

@cobraisveryhorny @dressycobra7

Which oddly specific colour palette are you?

Thank you for the tag, @citrus-moonlight!!! This is... quite literally my wardrobe color on top of the eyeshadows/lipsticks I wear on the daily so this is actually quite spooky skfjsdkf

Link to quiz.

No pressure tags (and you if you see this!): @sixpennydame @nube55 @littlerequiem @pinkberryfox @thechaoticarchivist

I definitely think that her name would be something along the lines of Abigail or something-

alright, i asked you about erwin's dad's name, but what about his mother? his mysterious, seemingly nonexistent mother? what would her name be?

enlighten me!!