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Frank Zhang if Olympus had their own version of the Met Gala!

annabeth in 1st grade: look under there

some kid: under where

annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-

Sometimes I live and I feel like I’m pretending to be someone else. I don’t like that feeling.

The laziest femme you know with the messiest bedroom is daydreaming about being a housewife to a butch rn

If the Green Creek book series has a million fans, I'm one of them. If the Green Creek book series has 5 fans, I'm one of them. If Green Creek book series has 1 fan, that one is me. If the Green Creek book series has no fans then I am no more on this Earth. If the world is against the Green Creek series then I am against the world

Terrible day to be a House MD and Radiohead fan

Leo Valdez if Olympus had their own version of the Met Gala!