Imagine Waiting Four Years To Rightfully Celebrate Your Birthday Because It Doesn’t Happen Ever Year

To get anything... why??? Cause five them people that’s why 😭😭😭😭😭 #ImGoingToJail https://www.instagram.com/p/B93FEsZB5vB_uSAlBcHVJpJd8IvFsVB8ZBBFpI0/?igshid=xqsp2fs1ninl

Rf rf tho (at Baymeadows, Jacksonville) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9sdP-wBGt2tUMldBC3u7Fj8AbdbQfabtVIpOo0/?igshid=1kd7q3w4bn5e1

It’s going down happy 420 #SmokeSomethingBitch we on ediables (at Jacksonville Riverwalk) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_OV9prj2mth01n1qyfYYhlsBxjWqJyqgolq9s0/?igshid=js0ljd2krhf8

In case YOU don't #knowwhoimis back in 1985 Johnny Reaves crown this beauiful 5"11 Stallion Queen #happyqueendaytome #idontgiveafuckifudontlikeme #Iguaranteeyouloveme

🤞🏾 (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_P1uBMD6_Zom-JB_SxiCHadHo6u57Y1wKk5Mg0/?igshid=1mour43lobzh2

🍾🎊🎉Congratulations to my beautiful niece @nekaoir she walked today I’m so sorry I couldn’t make it just know I’m super proud of you, love you 😘😘😘 that’s auntie baby #c/o2020 (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBLtB0TDHIkh9D9zFNPxBzObkyvE1GEfGqPy0g0/?igshid=w7q863rqzb21

He Pays for What He Wants!

It’s just that simple…yet you give him options so that his fragile male ego doesn’t think you are backing him into a corner or being greedy. “Oh Honee, what do you mean? What the hell are you talking about today?” I’m so glad you asked ! Lol

Him: I like my women shaved, airstrip, etc down there.

You: Awesome! European Wax Center offers a great package where you buy 9 and get 3 free or you can pay monthly which is more expensive of course. Pretty much takes care of that for the entire year. They even offer ones for students! 

Would you like to add that to our monthly allowance or should I give you the number so that you can call and take care of the cost?

Him: I love a woman that can go from t-shirts and jeans to a nice sexy dress/evening gown and heels, etc.

You: I can definitely do that! I have plenty of jeans and tshirts in my wardrobe, however, I’d love a few new dresses/evening gowns that you’d love to see me in.

 Would you like to  set aside a shopping date to take care of that, add a shopping allowance, or buy directly from my wishlist?

Him: I love lingerie with a garter belt and stockings. Do you have any you can send me pictures in?

You: I’m so glad you asked! I was just looking at a few sets on the Agent Provocateur/ La Perla website that I really liked. Here’s the links to them, Check them out and let me know what you think (…checks out links tells you how much he’d love see you in them) I love that you and I have the same taste. 

Would you like to purchase them directly for me or purchase the gift-card so that I can purchase them myself?

Specific things that he wants should not come out of your agreed upon allowance. Find his most prized possession and compare the two if he ever tries you.

Example:

Him: Babe, doesn’t your allowance cover that?

You: Babe :( you know my allowance covers my necessities first. I love how you’re so manly about your desires that require a little more extra work on my part which is certainly not problem. It makes me feel great to make you happy. Kind of like when you bought your Porsche last week. You could have brought the regular manufactured one, but you also added the premium package, tinted windows, and better tires which cost a little more then you intended to spend.

 I’ve seen the happiness in your face when we ride in it.

 I’m not one to compare myself to cars because I can do things for you that your Porsche can’t :), but that wax is my premium package, tinted windows is that dress/shoes, and those new tires is my lingerie. 

Don’t you want to experience the happiness of all that too?

You’ll thank me for this long ass post later,

Honee

People are in such a rush to fall in love. We base our relationships off a physical connection rather than an emotional one. We force ourselves to like someone so we won’t be alone. We settle for those that don’t quite satisfy our wants and needs. Stop looking for love, let it find you. The best things in life are worth waiting for and love is definitely one of them. Sometimes it happens over night and sometimes it takes years but you have to have patience. Learn to love yourself so that you don’t feel like you need to be loved by someone else in order to feel complete.