Tom Wambsgans SUCCESSION

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

this goes through my mind every time i'm too hot

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

#annoying #and #proud

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

I'm gonna kill your company.

okay don't repost without credits byee xx

minecraft wolf

if we all worked together we could probably infuse a bronze idol with some powers

“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

average cannon gay dude/relationship in media is always some bs like: "i-i can't like a boy >_<!! I am one!!!" meanwhile queerbating media is always some shit like: "I'd happily give you every inch of my skin,bones,organs, and soul without any hesitation, all of me belongs to you and it'll stay that way till the last star in the universe withers away... I'm not gay though I've got a wife and two kids."