Emojis

Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".

dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

sanitys fall

A baby fox showed up to say hi at my grandmother’s house

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

Holy trinity

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: 100%

My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.