Dad That Pisses In Its Kiddos Mouth Every Time They Swear. Giving Potty Mouth A Whole New Meaning

If a hot trans person called me a fucking faggot i think i would cum immediately and pass out

little miss can’t cum without a grown up’s help

EARTH PATCH NOTES:

CHANGES:

renamed “trans women” to “women 2” to better reflect their stats, position in progression, and value.

BUG FIXES:

fixed a bug where “men” would be born without the “womb envy” attribute.

WILL NOT FIX:

the high correlation between the traits “autogynephilia” and “divine favor” is a feature, not a bug. will not fix.

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

need to be pressured into sex acts I'm really uncomfortable with. I could theoretically say no and i really want to but you've instilled such a desperate need to please you that I choke on the word and just smile and nod

Trying to be sweet to my boy but getting so violently boned up when I say "love you, kiddo" that I need to excuse myself for 10 minutes

Quickest way for me to get addicted to a sub is if they make *me* worse.

If, while jerking off to you, you say something that makes me pause, hand on dick, to think 'this little freak is gonna catch me a charge' it is so over for me

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

"daddy" mention in pinned + incest in your DNI, I'm afraid we're on different pages about the meanings of words here

ageplay is so incredibly awesome if it was against god then why did god make pretending to get molested so fucking hot