❝ When Sam Offered Me The Job, I Laughed In His Face ! But Then It Occurred To Me . . . Here I Am,

❝ When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face ! But then it occurred to me . . . Here I am, I'm a student — Not just in an academic sense, but a student of life. And where better than here to study life in all its many facets ? People meet in bars . . . They part, they rejoice, they suffer . . . They come here to be with their own kind. ❞

Shelly Long as Diane Chambers in Cheers ( 1982-1993 )