“Beans Are So Threatening” God I Am So So Sorry That We Didn’t Use Tear Gas And Rubber Bullets

Listen, “asshole with a heart of gold” is a good trope but you know what we need more than that???

Dumbass with a heart of gold. Just, a complete moron who cares a whole fucking lot. An idiot who would die for a stranger. A goddamn dimwit so fucking in love with someone that they’d do anything for ‘em.

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

Seriously though to help fight this corona bugaboo I’m gonna be donating a shitload of money to my local food bank.  All the overtime money I’m making by helping screen patients on my days off I’m giving away. If I get a $1000 government relief check I’m giving it away. Half of the money I usually stash in retirement savings I’m gonna give away instead. Since I’m single, live in a small cheap apartment, and have nothing to spend my money on that should be a lot. 

I’m really fortunate right now to be working in a job where I’m badly needed and making a good paycheck and have emergency money left over.  I know what it is like living paycheck to paycheck and can’t imagine living like that through a crises like this. I encourage all others in a similar situation to do the same. Please think of those less fortunate than you.

Tumblr users are often so arrogant and it shows. They can draw a full cast of POC characters but when POC say "Hey we want more than just our skin tone" they're suddenly deaf as shit.

Representation on Tumblr has become a way for white people to win brownie points just because they took a Hershey's bar and slapped it onto a person's skin tone.

The most disgusting thing is that they insist on making JUST African-Americans. They insist on making JUST one facial type, one nose type, one lip type, one hair type, one slang type, one skin tone.

And when they make a person Asian, it's Japanese. And when they make a person Hispanic, it's Mexican. And when they make a person indigenous, they never specify on which tribe/nation they came from, but you'll bet they're Native AMERICAN.

But my favorite part is when other POC demand representation and those same fucking white people are like "But but but look at all my black characters!!!!"

POC isn't just confined to America.

POC isn't just black.

POC isn't just Japanese.

POC isn't just Mexican.

POC isn't just Native American.

It's from the Miskitu in Nicaragua, from the highlands of Ethiopia, from the deserts of Saudi Arabia, from the mountains of Indonesia. It's from the arroz con gandules, from the folk music, from the festivals. It's many cultures blending, it's speaking more than just English, it's dealing with racism unique to our countries of origin.

It's more than just one universal experience, and white Tumblr isn't willing to show that.

#BlackLivesMatter - Petitions to sign.

14-year-old Joāo Pedro was killed by the Rio de Janeiro police. Joāo was shot at his home and his body was taken by the Rio de Janeiro police. His family waited 17 hours until receiving news of his whereabouts. They finally found his dead body at a medical examiner’s office. The family counted 72 bullet marks on the walls of the house.

George Floyd was murdered by a Minneapolis police officer.

George was handcuffed and restrained and being completely cooperative when this all went down. The officer put his knee on George’s neck choking him for minutes on minutes while George screamed that he could not breathe. 

Bystanders beg for the police officer to take his knee off George’s neck, but the officer didn’t listen and continued to choke him. 

Petition for the punishment of Minneapolis police officers after the assassination of George Floyd.

Julius Jones has only 122 days before being executed for a crime he DIDN’T COMMIT. Julius has lived on death row for almost 20 years, and is held in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day. He is allowed one hour of sunlight a day, and three showers a week. Every minute we wait to take action, Julius is suffering. Every second that goes by brings Julius closer to being executed for a crime he didn’t commit.

Tony McDade was a transgender black man who got killed by police in Tallahassee. No one is talking about it.

A 12-year-old girl has drowned in the River Irwell in Greater Manchester.

Greater Manchester Police said it was treating what happened as a “tragic incident” and did not believe there were any suspicious circumstances.

Ahmaud Arbery was chased and gunned down by Travis McMichael, son of retired Brunswick investigator Greg McMichael, under the father’s and son’s pretenses of witnessing a burglary in Satilla Shores of Glynn County.

Jennifer Jeffley was 15 years old when she was arrested for the murder of Maria Palomina. A murder that she did not commit. Innocent of the crime that she was convicted of, Jennifer has been behind bars more than 20 years serving a life sentence.

Regis Korchinski-Paquet was murdered by Toronto Police. A call was made for a domestic incident and Toronto police officers were present on the 24th floor in a High Park apartment building to “observe” 29-year old, Regis. Shortly after, she allegedly fell off the balcony.

Sean was a victim of police brutality. He was running from the police and was on Facebook live. The police officer tased him while he was going down and then shot the man 14 times in the back.

On October 4th 2016 Amiya was stepping off of  her school bus and was hit and killed by a car.

11 months later my family and I met with the District Attorney John Weddle and Sadie Gardener. Neither of them took the case seriously and it showed because shortly after that my family was informed that Karen Carpenter would not be charged.

On June 7th, 2019, Emerald Black a pregnant, black woman, and her fiance were pulled over by police officers after coming from a doctors appointment.

The officers spoke to Ms. Black’s fiance while she stayed in the car.

The officers began to order her out of the car. Ms. Black was clearly pregnant and she had let them know  that she had just gotten back from a doctors appointment where she was also  informed that she was at a high risk for a miscarriage. Despite this, the officers yanked Ms. Black, still in her hospital clothes, and threw her to the ground. They taunted her, piled on top of her, and stomped on her stomach causing her to miscarry. The stomp had  also left a shoe mark.

Chrystul Kizer is an incarcerated trafficking survivor who is being charged with life in prison for acting in self-defense against her trafficker.

The punishment that Chrystul is facing for defending her own life signals that black women and girls have no selves to defend.

Tamir was only 12-years-old when he was shot and killed last year by a Cleveland police officer as he played in a park with a toy gun. Timothy Loehmann, an officer in training, shot and killed Tamir within two seconds of arriving at the park. The police car hadn’t even fully stopped before he began shooting.

Siyanda was racially abused and beaten by a group of people. After defending herself - instead of being protected by the justice system - she was sentenced to 4 ½ years of prision.

One month ago, a division of the Louisville Police Department. performed an illegal, unannounced drug raid on Breonna’s home. Not a single officer announced themselves before ramming down her door and firing 22 shots, shooting Breonna 8 times, killing her.

Alejandro is a innocent 15 year old, African American who got shot 7 times while walking to Boone High School, in December of 2018. NO ARREST HAVE BEEN MADE!!!

We need legislation now that prohibits police officers from shooting unarmed citizens!!!

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

a reminder bc i havent mentioned this in a lil bit: bi men report facing domestic violence at higher rates than both gay n straight men. bi men report facing domestic violence at similar rates 2 straight women (in fact slightly more). out of any group (including women of all orientations), bisexual men most report being victims of domestic violence from more than 1 perpetrator.(source)

the idea that the erasure of bisexual men n our needs in the lgbt community is justified bc “biphobia only targets bi women” is refusing 2 support abuse victims n denying their abuse n its gross, ignorant, n harmful.

note that a large majority of the aforementioned domestic abuse is perpetrated by women, n that gender dynamics cannot alone conceal the role of biphobia n hatred of bi men in this. remember that bi men r the most hated sexual orientation by heterosexuals, n that straight women specifically report having much more negative opinions of bisexual men than they do of gay men, lesbians, n bi women. if ur only opinion on bisexual men is “theyre men so i hate them n dont have 2 have solidarity w em” ur failing 2 think on more than 1 axis n ur not trustworthy 2 male victims of abuse, violence, n sexual assault.

I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.

AU masterlist

alrighty folks, this is probably very overdue, but i’m finally making a masterlist of my au’s in chronological order according to the plot in the universe. those of you who have been keeping up with these for a while know there is a combination of bulleted format fics and standard format fics that are mixed up. so, let’s start from the top. 

some visuals + thoughts about all three bb! au’s

bad boy david + normal matteo - bb!david art

original concept post 

bb!david before uni

david meets matteo - ao3

matteo’s pov - ao3

david being ignored - ao3

sweet davd - ao3

flirty david

bb!david and matteo’s mi - ao3

matteo’s mi pt. 2

secret relationship - ao3

fixing matteo up

jonas looks on

jonas & david dynamic - ao3

more than a good lay - ao3

jealous david hc’s

jealous david - ao3

caught off guard kiss - ao3

someone criticizing their relationship 

clothes sharing hc’s - ao3

possessive david

possessive david pt. 2

meeting laura

spray paint

sweet david pt. 2

david gets into an almost fight

sick bad boy david 

meeting mama florenzi

sick matteo

an ao3 fic

these are about bad boy david’s appearance: one , two , three , four

david’s relationships / with the squad without a plot really: one , two , three

and here is a little hc list about date nights

bad boy david &  bad boy matteo

the start of bad boy matteo

matteo before he meets david

bb!matteo and bb!david meet

what have you heard about me

getting together

jealous david

matteo trying to not be clingy

david’s pov on clingy matteo

soft boyfriends

some ~thots~

temporary solution

why didn’t you fight back

bb!matteo’s appearance

matteo has a panic attack

matteo opening up about his mi

matteo gets into a fight

a couple of interruptions

bad boy matteo + hot jock david

the start of bad boy matteo

bb!matteo meets hj!david

david’s pov

getting together

bring with the boy that hangs the moon

opposites attract

quiet and insecure matteo

david tries to make it better

david being sweet

bb!matteo’s appearance

skate boarding matteo

some more ~thots~

hot jock david

jealous matteo

dance with me

clothes sharing

football game

matteo gets in a fight

fight pt. 2

fight pt. 3

daddy dearest

draw you all the time

jealous david

jealous david pt. 2

i love you’s

thirsty david

thirsty david pt. 2

david’s film

david gets into a fight

future fics

babysitting

matilda’s first day - ao3

hide and seek

matteo’s vacation with the twins

date nights - ao3

weekend to themselves

david comes home after a month - ao3

oh holy night [ao3 only]

show me your dick - ao3

smyd pt. 2

desperate david

enemies to lovers au

part one

matteo’s pov

morning after

date night?

just a misunderstanding

good morning

jealous david

filthy rich david

meeting

taking him home

meeting ok.cool.

buying a suit

hot jock david + cheerleader matteo

away game

the cheerleader and the qb

david’s pov

getting together

hockey player david + ice skater matteo

penetrator david

you, me, and the internet (youtuber au) [ao3]

mostly dead is slightly alive (princess birde au) [ao3]

if you’re still looking for something, like any canon compliant stuff, you can always check out my navigation page or just go to all of my fics

updated 4/10/20