He Really Said

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

u know when u scroll past a post because it’s talking about a serious topic? for example a national crisis in a different country or a donations post detailing abuse or just something triggering to you, because you don’t have the emotional capacity to deal with it at that exact moment? that’s okay. you don’t have to feel like a bad person just because a tumblr user said “don’t scroll!!!” you can scroll. if you know something will be triggering, you should never feel bad for skipping it.

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

not-so-friendly little psa

If you misgender someone, APOLOGIZE or CORRECT YOURSELF and move on. Don’t defend yourself. Whether it was an accident or not, you fucked up and you need to either apologize or correct yourself.

Being misgendered hurts. Have some courtesy and at least make it right. Don’t give me that whole “but i-i-i didnt realize! But but but i didnt have the time to check your bio and see your pronouns! But but but-” I DONT CARE. You still fucked up my dude! Get over yourself and admit you were wrong.

If you find the military has left out pamphlets, you take them all and throw them away.

did this at a local comic book store once! Fuck that comic book store, it’s a creepy and bad place

AU masterlist

alrighty folks, this is probably very overdue, but i’m finally making a masterlist of my au’s in chronological order according to the plot in the universe. those of you who have been keeping up with these for a while know there is a combination of bulleted format fics and standard format fics that are mixed up. so, let’s start from the top. 

some visuals + thoughts about all three bb! au’s

bad boy david + normal matteo - bb!david art

original concept post 

bb!david before uni

david meets matteo - ao3

matteo’s pov - ao3

david being ignored - ao3

sweet davd - ao3

flirty david

bb!david and matteo’s mi - ao3

matteo’s mi pt. 2

secret relationship - ao3

fixing matteo up

jonas looks on

jonas & david dynamic - ao3

more than a good lay - ao3

jealous david hc’s

jealous david - ao3

caught off guard kiss - ao3

someone criticizing their relationship 

clothes sharing hc’s - ao3

possessive david

possessive david pt. 2

meeting laura

spray paint

sweet david pt. 2

david gets into an almost fight

sick bad boy david 

meeting mama florenzi

sick matteo

an ao3 fic

these are about bad boy david’s appearance: one , two , three , four

david’s relationships / with the squad without a plot really: one , two , three

and here is a little hc list about date nights

bad boy david &  bad boy matteo

the start of bad boy matteo

matteo before he meets david

bb!matteo and bb!david meet

what have you heard about me

getting together

jealous david

matteo trying to not be clingy

david’s pov on clingy matteo

soft boyfriends

some ~thots~

temporary solution

why didn’t you fight back

bb!matteo’s appearance

matteo has a panic attack

matteo opening up about his mi

matteo gets into a fight

a couple of interruptions

bad boy matteo + hot jock david

the start of bad boy matteo

bb!matteo meets hj!david

david’s pov

getting together

bring with the boy that hangs the moon

opposites attract

quiet and insecure matteo

david tries to make it better

david being sweet

bb!matteo’s appearance

skate boarding matteo

some more ~thots~

hot jock david

jealous matteo

dance with me

clothes sharing

football game

matteo gets in a fight

fight pt. 2

fight pt. 3

daddy dearest

draw you all the time

jealous david

jealous david pt. 2

i love you’s

thirsty david

thirsty david pt. 2

david’s film

david gets into a fight

future fics

babysitting

matilda’s first day - ao3

hide and seek

matteo’s vacation with the twins

date nights - ao3

weekend to themselves

david comes home after a month - ao3

oh holy night [ao3 only]

show me your dick - ao3

smyd pt. 2

desperate david

enemies to lovers au

part one

matteo’s pov

morning after

date night?

just a misunderstanding

good morning

jealous david

filthy rich david

meeting

taking him home

meeting ok.cool.

buying a suit

hot jock david + cheerleader matteo

away game

the cheerleader and the qb

david’s pov

getting together

hockey player david + ice skater matteo

penetrator david

you, me, and the internet (youtuber au) [ao3]

mostly dead is slightly alive (princess birde au) [ao3]

if you’re still looking for something, like any canon compliant stuff, you can always check out my navigation page or just go to all of my fics

updated 4/10/20

“What are you without racism “

Rip Toni Morrison

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]