Calling On All The Witches And The Hopeful And The Religious To Do Smth That Get Piastri That Win Tmr

OSCAR PIASTRI, YOU ARE MY FUCKING GOAT.

The siren took one look at Odysseus and said ‘girl dad’ and no matter how wrong she was, I respect it.

Honestly this made me so mad at the end of the race. Sure, we’ve got a battle ongoing for second. But as Oscar crossed the finish line, the main camera should’ve been focused on him. They can always switch it back if Lando managed to pass George. But oh well, I’ll just scream into the void.

what do you mean this isn't what happened

If I hear the words "papaya rules" tomorrow morning at the asscrack of dawn, I will find a way to curse Zak Brown's entire bloodline

I know its obvious, but I love how Apollo and Hephaestus literally seemed like they were pulled out of nowhere and handed a binder of everything Odysseus did up to that point and had to come up with a reason to hate him on the spot.

At least Hephaestus sounded like he gave a bit of effort, skimmed the info and provided a fair argument with what he had.

Apollo was like the kid who started working on his homework while the teacher's collecting papers. Like "Huh? Wha? Odysseus? Oh uh" *flips files to a random page* "Pfpfpfprllflfrrr i dunno, he did something to some sirens and uhhh, they sing and i like singing sooooo...yea not cool"

Athena: But they tried to kill hi-

Apollo, already turning away and pressing the golden button: Yeyeyeyeyeyeaa he's aight he's aight release him or whatever can i go now-

oscar piastri australia gp 2025 winner I’ve seen the script

"i just had a little scream in my helmet" i love gen z drivers

Oscar was no longer a backstabber, nor Mark’s revenge, nor an unflappable ice prince, but a teammate eater. Half-man, half-bull. A minotaur. A monster.

eat them alive by @drivestraight