The Narrative.... It's Haunted.... It's Layered..... It's 4 And 44 But One Thing Stands In The Way......

“max verstappen is arrogant and rude” ??? max verstappen who gives advices to oscar after a race? who supports ollie at his first gp at saudi arabia? who cheers up liam in his first experience in f1? who plays therapist for lando and george? AND DON'T EVEN LET ME START ON WHAT THIS MAN DOES TO CHARLES LECLERC-

Love that this is the first thing I thought of.

McLaren fans, are we ready for tomorrow's 1-2 papaya rules clownery all over again?

If I pray hard enough OP81 wins the ausgp

that's my future wdc right there

Just saying, every time Oscar has won a gp he started from p2…

i want all of this come true

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

Zak got revenge on Lando Lando was NOT prepared for it Osc popped back into the frame to shout "WELL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK"

This is so chaotic. I love this silly team so much 😭😭😭

this is what kit is up to in the jentry cheng au! he goes to the same international school of arts jentry attends in canon and is besties with the seoul squad

I would like to warn that f1 is coming up soon and i WILL be going feral for that as well