Chill Y’all, They Just Wanna Hold Hands

the scream i scrumt when i thought oscar had pole for those two seconds 💀

if oscar piastri doesn't win i'm crashing the fuck out <- typed by a girl who is putting all her issues onto sports

Oscar is doing so well☘️☘️☘️😝💕💕❤️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

i swear the actress who plays chief vick on psych (kirsten nelson) sounds so much like paget brewster it’s crazy. every time she speaks when im not looking at her or she’s offscreen im like "when did this become a criminal minds crossover" it’s uncanny

At least we got points???!

they are recreating art trends to be appropriate reference pics guys.

Someone posted something abt this on Twitter and I felt inspired

I truly love (especially after Australia) that Oscar is just in the front cruising.

i want all of this come true

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

less than a tenth of a second he must be so pissed off

Just saying, every time Oscar has won a gp he started from p2…