If I Was Oscar, I'd Be Pissed.

fuck off nolan are you going to have six hundred men under my command with only one goal in mind (make it back alive to our homeland)? six hundred men, six hundred miles of open sea? but the problem's not the distance (it's what lies inbetween)?

Sometime in Gotham:

Jason Todd [on the phone]: How did the Joker die?

Damian Wayne [on the phone]: Cats ate his face.

Jason Todd: Damian, I think you’re confused. I’m asking about the Joker.

Damian Wayne: Cats ate his face.

Jason Todd: Look, would you just put Dick or Tim on the phone?

Dick Grayson: Hello?

Jason Todd: Dick, what happened to the Joker?

Dick Grayson: Cats ate his face. Here, Damian knows more about it than I do.

(Source: Malcolm in the Middle)

insane to think that a video of teenage menaces bullying each other, filmed on a potato, would have such a lasting cultural impact on the pinnacle of motorsport

it should have been oscar or kimi for their incredible recoveries

WDYM LANDO GOT DOTD??? FOR WHAT???

Percy: I think I'm bi

Luke, six feet under: Wow, who would've thought

Beckendorf, also dead: What a surprise, Percy

Jason, newly dead: Tell Percy that all his gay crushes end up dead

Nico: I'm not telling Percy that!

Percy: Tell me what?

Nico:

The three dead crushes:

Percy:

Nico: Luke, Jason, and Beckendorf all say hi. Ethan says hi too

Ethan: Sup Percy. Congrats on being the last to know

u can tell i like conflicting narratives, im cool with both, yall fight, yall makeout or both, its fine. honestly, both is good.

lando and oscar not looking at or speaking to each other after they got out of the cars ohhhh brother welcome back a certain 2016 duo

Chapters: 9/25

Fandom: Formula 1 RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris & Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris/Original Female Character(s), Oscar Piastri/Original Female Character(s), Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri/Original Female Character(s), Pierre Gasly & Original Female Character(s), Carlos Sainz Jr & Original Female Character(s), George Russel & Original Female Character(s) 

Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri, Pierre Gasly, Carlos Sainz Jr, Max Verstappen, George Russell (Formula 1 RPF), Alexander Albon, and rest of the grid are here too, Original Female Character(s)

Summary:

"this is what happens when three people love each other and make it everyone's problem."

Piper Hastings was supposed to be the invisible girl behind the McLaren Instagram account — scheduling posts, writing captions, and making sure Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri didn't roast each other on main. She was not supposed to become the third point in whatever the hell triangle the two of them were drawing around her. It starts small — inside jokes, teasing comments, too-long glances when they think nobody's watching. The whole grid clocks it before she does. The fans start making memes. The group chat won't let it die.

Nothing's happening. But everyone's already watching.

OR Challengers AU but make it McLaren, make it slow burn, and make it the grid's collective problem.

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soooo, this is my first fic, the chps are a little short and it takes a little time start getting good. BUT please check it out, its a fun ride i promise!

OSCAR PIASTRI POLE SITTER!!! RECORD BREAKER!!! FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION!!

JENTRY CHENG VS THE WORLD

── an au where mr cheng raises jentry

writers please i desperately need someone to write that singer!oscar and driver!lando au i spoke about a while ago😣😣