Fan-girl-2008 - Hiiiiii

Knight Osc

I dreamed about him so now you have to look at him too

Every blonde/brunette teammate pairing fighting for the championship for the past 2 decades (aside from Lewis and Valtteri) has ended up in some form of disaster which is WHY McLaren brought in landoscar. They're going to break the narrative

i swear to god, i see that *gags* post another story abt him, ill throw myself out the window

actually the most fucked up thing just happened to me (found out the worst person i know is an oscar piastri fan)

Lando DOTD?????

petition to stab something with 84 knives in honour of the ides of march and the 0.084s oscar piastri needed to get his first pole position at his home race

Roy deserves to have a little Odysseus/Penelope moment and say "you need to be able to string my bow to date me". Cue to Jason suddenly increasing the weights in every machine he owns.

He eventually manages but it's a struggle. Like, he's on the floor sweating and out of breath, but the bow is strung. He's so very pleased with himself, it's really pathetic. Roy thinks it's super hot (he likes a wretched creature), the Titans are begging him to get better taste.

Can't explain this but it is correct.

osc, buddy this ur chance to lead the championship, kill the man.

Never mind, still a good job from Osc 🥰 I love Max too, but our little Aussie needs to slaughter him in turn 1.

post race review

im traumatised as fuck