Dave: I Am Not Needy.

Cliff, to James and Dave: I don’t get it. How do you two work together as a couple?

James: Because Dave and I have the exact same life philosophy. The only people you can really trust are the ones you know will stab you in the back at the first given opportunity.

Dave: So, naturally, we trust each other completely.

i miss being alive

i hate studying sm im such a lazy fuck

“we all bleed the same red” yet no one actually give a fuck about me ever since i was born🫩🫩🥀

i can change (i thought of killing myself a week ago)

sorry fellow dsbm fans (me) but i have to speak my truth... i do not like psychonaut 4... i don't even know why, i think it's because they covered some lifelover songs and the covers literally make me so angry like you are NOTTT kim carlsson don't do this to me... HOWEVER... ps4's "too late to call an ambulance" is def a voice claim for sigge. unfortunately.

James: Dave and I are really drunk. He tried to kiss me twice already.

Cliff: James, dude, you can’t hook up with Dave.

James: Relax, I won’t.

[four hours later]

James: I hooked up with Dave.

Cliff: Aaaaaaaaa.

James: Nine times.

Cliff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

accepting the fact that im supposed to be dead hurts

heart break is the worst thing ever

Born to be gay lovers, forced to be in rivaling bands.. 😞💔