Dean: I Wasn’t That Drunk Last Night!

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Picnic by KamiDiox

“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.” ― Gilda Radner

These are just my favorite stories but I recommend going to J2_Recs anytime for extensive themed recs.

Reinventing Love ‘Verse | PG-Adult | It starts when Jensen falls for his best friend. This is the story of their lives and love together. Original fic based on Superbad.

Absence...

I present to you all, my second movie night masterpost!! With much more than the last one, which you can not view anymore because Tumblr had it removed! :(( 

All links working as of 19/04/2014, I spent lots of time on this so please do not delete the source or this message!

MOVIES:

Disney/Pixar Movies + More “Kids” Movies: 

Finding Nemo (my all time fave) 

The Lion King 

The Lion King 1 1/2

The Lion King 2: Simbas Pride 

The Little Mermaid 

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs 

Cinerella 

Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True

The Jungle Book

The Jungle Book 2

Alice In Wonderland 

Dumbo 

Sleeping Beauty 

The Sword In The Stone 

Pinocchio 

Peter Pan

One Hundred & One Dalmatians 

Babmi 

Bambi 2

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (1)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest (2)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End (3)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (4)

Toy Story 

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

A Bugs Life

The Incredible’s  

Monsters, Inc.

Monsters University 

Cars

Cars 2

Up

Wall-E

Brave

Tangled

Frozen

Despicable Me

Despicable Me 2

The Croods

Epic 

Planes

Turbo

The Smurfs

The Smurfs 2

High School Musical

High School Musical 2

High School Musical 3

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Ratatouille  

Mulan  

Mulan II

Lilo and Stitch   

Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch 

Bedtime Stories

Horror/Gore/Scary Movies:

Dawn of the Dead

The Hills Have Eyes

The Descent

1408

The Mist

The Cube

The Ring

Don’t Be Afriad of the Dark

Session 9

The Human Centipede

Shrooms

Devil

Drag Me To Hell

Trick ‘r Treat

Hatchet

Cabin Fever

Orphan

Prom Night

When A Stranger Calls

The Possession

Disturbia

Insidious

The Blair Witch Project

The Skeleton Key

The Strangers

The Haunting in Connecticut 

The Cabin in the Woods

Van Helsing

Scary Movie

Scary Movie 2

Scary Movie 3

Scary Movie 4

Scary Movie 5

Shaun of the Dead

Zombieland

The Haunted Mansion

Friday the 13th (2009)

Nightmare on Elm Street

A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Scream 

Scream 2

Scream 3

Scream 4

Saw 

Saw 2

Saw 3

Saw 4

Saw 5

Saw 6

I Know What You Did Last Summer

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Paranormal Activity 

Paranormal Activity 2

Paranormal Activity 3

The Grudge

The Grudge 2

The Grudge 3

Final Destination

Final Destination 2

Final Destination 3

Final Destination 4

Final Destination 5

The Evil Dead

The Evil Dead 2

The Evil Dead: Army of Darkness

Hellraiser

Hellraiser 2

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2

Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth

Hellraiser: Bloodline

Hellraiser: Inferno

Hellraiser: Hellseeker

Hellraiser: Deader

The Lovely Bones

Hellraiser: Hellworld

Hellraiser: Revelations

Resident Evil

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Resident Evil: Extinction

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Resident Evil: Retribution

Ghostbusters

Beetlejuice

Edward Scissorhands

Scooby-Doo (The Live Action Movie)

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Goonies

Hocus Pocus

Tower of Terror

The Addams Family

The Addams Family Values

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

The Devil Inside

Silent Hill

Classic’s: 

The Breakfast Club

The Virgin Suicides 

Grease 

Ferris Beuller’s Day Off

Back To The Future 

E.T

Sixteen Candles 

To Kill A Mockingbird

The Goonies

Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters 2

Pretty in Pink

Stand by Me

The Princess Bride

The Outsiders 

Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

The Karate Kid (1984)

Karate Kid (2012)

Footloose (1984)

Footloose (2011)

Dead Poets Society

Heathers

Pulp Fiction

Forrest Gump 

The Shawshank Redemption

Titanic

Jurassic Park

Saving Private Ryan

Fight Club

10 Things I Hate About You

Clueless

American Beauty

Frago

The Parent Trap

Girl, Interrupted

Godzilla

The Godfather

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Psycho

Monty Python & The Holy Grail  

Movies About Love:

The Notebook 

A Walk To Remember 

500 Days of Summer

Love Actually 

Imagine Me & You

The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls In Love

Her

The Great Gatsby 

About Time

The Spectacular Now

The Perks of Being A Wallflower 

Silver Linings Playbook

Stuck in Love

P.S I Love You

Warm Bodies

Breakfast at Tiffany’s 

Friends With Benefits

Scott Pillgram vs. The World  

Safe Haven

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

The Lucky One

17 Again

The Vow

Remember Me

Juno

Celest and Jesse Forever 

Dear John 

The Wedding Planner 

13 Going on 30

Eat Pray Love

Like Crazy 

Rent

Loving Annabelle 

Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist 

Superheroes

The Avengers

Batman Begins

Batman: The Dark Knight

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

Blade

Blade 2

Blade: Trinity

Captain America

Catwoman

Green Lantern

Iron Man

Iron Man 2

Iron Man 3

Man of Steel

Spider-Man

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 3

The Amazing Spider-Man

Thor

Thor: The Dark World

X-Men

X2

X-Men: The Last Stand

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men: First Class

The Wolverine

Tim Burton

Alice in Wonderland

Beetlejuice

Big Fish

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Corpse Bride

Dark Shadows

Edward Scissorhands

Frankenweenie

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Sleepy Hollow

Sweeney Todd

Pokémon

Series

Mewtwo Strikes Back

The Power of One - Lugia

Spell of the Unknown - Entei

Voice of the Forest - Celebi

Heroes - Latios and Latias

Wishmaker - Jirachi

Destiny - Deoxys

Lucario and the Mystery of Mew

Ranger and the Temple of the Sea

Rise of Darkrai

Giratina and the Sky Warrior

Arceus and the Jewel of Life

Zoroark Master of Illusions

Black - Victini and Reshiram

White - Victini and Zekrom

Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice

Genesect and the Legend Awakened

Film Series:

Harry Potter and the:

Philosophers Stone

Chamber of Secrets

Prisoner of Azkaban

Goblet of Fire

Order of the Phoenix

Half Blood Prince

Deathly Hallows Part 1//Part 2

The Lord of the Rings:

The Fellowship of the Ring

The Two Towers

Return of the King

The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey

The Desolation of Smaug

Movies Everyone On Tumblr Talks About:

Mean Girls

10 Things I Hate About You

She’s the Man

21 Jump Street

Project X

Bridesmaids

About Time

Juno 

Pitch Perfect 

Easy A 

We’re the Millers

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

Fast and Furious 1

2 Fast 2 Furious

Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift

Fast and Furious 4

Fast and Furious 5

Fast and Furious 6

Gravity

Ted

8 Mile

The Blind Side

The Boy In The Striped Pajamas

Bridge of Teribithia

My Sisters Keeper

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Step Brothers

Project X

White Chicks

Little Miss Sunshine

The Internship 

Thirteen

Freaky Friday

Want to waste your life watching televelevision shows? cool. same. here’s what to do.

Go to this link. (http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/) 

Look in the upper left hand corner. 

Type in the show you would like to watch, then click ‘search’

Click on the show and the season you want to watch.

Get addicted and cry. 

Want something to eat while watching movies/tv shows?

Pizza Burger

Amazing Oreo Recipe

Homemade Fruit Rollups

Cookie-less Samoa Cupcakes

Need a Pizza Coupon? (pizza)

100 Calorie Snacks 

Chocolate Nutella Cake

Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownies

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Cinnamon roll in a mug

Pizza bagel 

Nutella Stuffed Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies 

HARRY POTTER TREATS (great if youre having a hp marathon)

OKAY! THAT’S ALL, BUT I DID SPEND NEARLY 2 WEEKS MAKING THIS SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE CREDIT FOR IT, & IT WOULD BE FAB IF YOU COULD CHECK OUT MY BLOG HERE (phyerfly)

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Host: when you’re doin’ a show like DOOL, daily show, there’re bound to be mishaps, y’know, things happen, people crack up, whatever it might be?

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Does anyone else believe that women see Sam and just kinda go hot damn

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS I’VE MADE YOUR SKIN SOFT AND YOUR LIPS RED AS BLOOD NOW IT’S TIME FOR SOME FINE ASS HOME FURNISHINGS CUZ YOU’RE ABOUT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE

MUTHA

FUCKIN

STRING

BALLS

FIRST THINGS FIRST YOU NEED A BALLOON. IF YOU’RE BASIC LIKE ME YOU CAN USE NORMAL BALLOONS OR IF YOU WANT YOUR BALLS TO BE AS ROUND AS THE SOULS YOU HARVEST THEN GET SOME PUNCHING BALLOONS LIKE THIS

NOW THE FOLLOWING STEP IS OPTIONAL AND BY OPTIONAL I MEAN JUST DO IT LIKE A NIKE SHOE. GET SOME VASELINE AND SMEAR A THIN LAYER ALL OVER YOUR BALLOON I KNOW IT’S GOOEY GET OVER IT WEAR GLOVES IF YOU MUST OK NOW YOU NEED SOME STRING I LIKE THIS KIND

YOU CAN USE COTTON STRING OR YARN OR HEMP WHATEVER YOU LIKE YOU CAN GET IT IN COOL COLORS OR JUST PLAIN ASS WHITE

DID I MENTION YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT DOWN NEWSPAPER OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS SHIT COULD GET MESSY? YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT. NOW THIS NEXT PART YOU CAN TOTALLY BUST OUT THOSE GLOVES AND I WONT EVEN JUDGE CUZ DAMN I HAVE MORE GLITTER ON MY FINGERNAILS THAN A DRAG QUEEN GET YOURSELF SOME MOD PODGE

I USED THE KIND WITH GLITTER OR YOU CAN USE ELMERS GLUE I GUESS IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO OR WHATEVER KIND OF CRAFT GLUE OR DECOUPAGE YOU LIKE TO USE. YOU CAN MIX IN GLITTER IF YOU WANT TO. NOW GET YOUR STRING AND CUT OFF HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU WANT TO USE AND LAY IT ON A PAPER PLATE. NOW SOAK THE STRING IN MOD PODGE LIKE THE STRING IS A WHITE T-SHIRT AND THE MOD PODGE IS WATER.

NOW TIE THE STRING TO THE BALLOONS NECK LEAVING ABOUT A FOOT OF EXTRA STRING THEN WRAP IT AROUND UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF FUCKING ART AWWW YEAH YOU’RE SO GOOD AT ART NOW ALL THAT’S LEFT TO DO IS TIE IT SOMEWHERE TO DRY, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, AND CATAPULT INTO BED AND WAIT FOR TOMORROW

IS IT TOMORROW YET I SURE HOPE SO NOW THE NEXT STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT TAKE YOUR FINGERS AND WORK THE BALLOON AWAY FROM THE STRING BECUASE OTHERWISE IT WILL GET ALL CRUSHY LIKE THIS WHEN YOU POP THE BALLOON 

SO JUST GET YOUR FINGERS IN THERE AND UNSTICK THE STRING FROM THE BALLOON THEN SNIP A HOLE IN THE BALLOONS NECK AND CAREFULLY LET THE AIR OUT AS YOU KEEP WORKING THE STRING OFF

NOW SLAM DUNK THAT BALLOON IN THE TRASH YOU HAVE YOURSELF ONE HELL OF A STRING BALL NOT REALLY YOUR FIRST ONE PROBABLY WONT LOOK THAT AMAZING BUT DAMN YOU MADE IT AND YOU’RE A FUCKING ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAY

NOW YOU CAN MAKE A BUNCH AND STRING FAIRY LIGHTS THROUGH THEM OR JUST HANG THEM AS DECORATIVES TRY YSING DIFFERENT COLOR STRING OR EVEN STRIPS OF LACE THE WORLD IS YOUR STRING BALL CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

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BULLET JOURNALING 

Watch the original video here ( x ) Before I saw this video, I always kept a book for my homework. I use grid paper and it’s perfect for BJ… Heh. After watching this, it helped me to start developing a system I’m currently satisfied with. 

To-do apps don’t work with me. It always just sits on my screen with a notification and swiping something doesn’t feel as satisfying as crossing it out victoriously with a pen. ^_^

LEGENDS ( you can also do it like this ) Helps you quickly figure out what certain tasks are at a glance. The colours are for my spiraldexes which I will not be discussing unless you guys request it. c:

Pages This is basically what my pages look like. I write the numbers at the lower corners.I also added sticky notes for extra stuff like memorizing my moral definitions. :p

Calendar  ( x ) If you watch the video, you’re supposed to list out the dates but I prefer both, so I draw a calendar and paste it in my book and list out all the really appointments/stuff I have to do in my drawn calendar and some not-important-but-still-worth-noting notes in my list-calendar.

Index Just write down the pages as shown in the video. Pretty simple. 

Other things you can include: I also stick some motivational images on the last page and stuff like that. Spiraldexes can be fun but they tend to be a little time consuming to draw or at least, I can seem to use them effectively. :c

Have pages especially for grocery lists/ grades/ etc. 

Page full of favourite recipes

Stick an envelope at the back cover and fill it with motivational inspiration!

Stick printables ( x ) ( x ) ( x ) ( x )

Start a goal/wishlist!

 Good luck! :* 

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Have a nice dream ！

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Waiting On Superman

There are two boys

and they are heroes.

Their capes torn and covered in ash,

but you would never lend them a second glance in the laundromat.

Weighed down by guilt, neither can fly,

but they have each other and a car,

so maybe they're not so different from us.

They wake every morning and face the dark

so that everyone else can breathe a little lighter.

There's only two of them in the world, so they don't wear costumes,

but that doesn't mean they don't have masks.

  One day they'll go out with the force of a supernova,

guns blazing and hands intertwined,

together or not at all,

but their bodies will be lost in the carnage of their absence.

  Neither believes themselves as heroes;

warriors, soldiers, pawns,

but never pure-hearted heroes,

because their past is bloody

and their eyes are black.

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