What Movie Should I Force My Bestie ( @grey-loves-vikings ) To Watch With Me For My Birthday Today!

My tea is cold…

Can we just take a couple minutes to talk about how perfect Elijah’s story line is.

Elijah shows up in the story very close to the end and is “marketed” as missys boyfriend. He is used as character development for missy and the creators understand that. They even reference in the first episode that is an “Elijah” story. (Season 6, episode 8, asexual healing, 4 minutes in)

This episode is the first Elijah based episode and is one of my favourites from the whole show. Elijah’s whole character is so well put together and we really get to see that from this episode on.

In this episode Elijah figures out that he is asexual through his aunt after confiding in her that he doesn’t feel sexual attraction toward missy.

He of course goes on to the internet to get more information and (suprinsingly) it helps him find out more with only a little bit of white supremacy.

That episode has multiple plots.

The A plot is meant to be Andrew going all the way to Vermont to see Bernie (I think) but you just forget about it because of how influential Elijah’s story is.

Some of my favourite points from that episode include:

Breaking the fourth wall

Elijah’s aunt

The absolute confusion of Elijah when his uncles talk about sexual shit.

The fact that the show explains how asexuality is a spectrum and how people who are asexual can enjoy masturbation.

- also love the convo that comes out when missy catches him and him explaining to her what it means and the difference for him.

The fact that Elijah is a catholic and asexual and it’s not even questioned

The butterflies

Honorable mention: the C plot of Jessi learning about gender roles

The fact that Elijah is a straight asexual man is so perfect. It really shows how asexuality can be both a sexuality in itself (like me :)) or a part of your sexuality (like Elijah)

In short, if you’re going to watch any episode of big mouth. This is THE BEAT ONE!!!

Also, Connie and monte la song is so good I. This episode :)

What if we just be cats. You curl into a ball and I curl into a smaller ball fitting together like a puzzle piece without touching.

MY FRAMA TEACHER HAS MET JAYSON MEWES AND KEVIN SMITH!!!!!

I DIDNT THINK I COULD LOVE THAT MAN ANYMORE BUT NOW I DO!!!!

I have officially tried so many new foods. Here’s my list:

- tomatoes

-kimchi

-bulgogie

-random desert square

Of to Walmart. Must listen to my sounds. No breakdown today

Johnny and pony are in a qpr and they will always be together

What do you mean that Jonny does so they can’t be in a qpr FOREVER…

YOUR HONOUR, THIS MAN IS SLANDERING THE NAMES OF THESE BOYS

Kevin smith you are a wonderful man!

My school does this find Santa thing were they blast music on the intercom and you have to find Santa. It is horrible I hate it so much

“I could not stay right here for a bootty call” @grey-loves-dragons