I Need Him To Spiritually Guide Me... To His Bedroom 🥰

I just gotta shout out to Barbie Ferreira for looking so fine

And this is 100% the dress I'd be wearing if I ever got to meet Austin BECAUSE MY LORD-- This dress would fix me... n possibly tempt him 👉👈

JUST LOOK AT IT 😍 UGHHHH 🤤

Also if I could choose Austin's matching fit for this dress then...

Yes I'm out here creating couple outfits on my Sunday off - WHAT OF IT 😂

THE WAY IM FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW

I thought this was just an innocent FUCKING lil HAHA video...

TELL ME WHY IN THE FUCK AUSTIN BUTLER IS IN A BURGER KING SAT, FOCUSED, LOCKED IN, ON THIS FUCKING AO3-ESQUe DEBAUCHED SLAM POETRY READING--

AND WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT THERE BECAUSE THIS IDEA FUCKING SLAPS HAAAAAARRRRRDDDD

Omg I honestly love Kaia for this, she's instantly one of the girls I'M SORRY THIS IS JUST HOW I FEEL. There ain't no way Austin wasn't forced here by her 😭😭😭 awwww this is hilarious, honesty shout out to Kaia for this GOLD

Never been more gooped and gagged in my entire life girl...

SHIT warn a girl before you post this... THESE ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WORLDS COLLIDING RIGHT NOW

@lesbiandarvey can’t send videos over tumblr for some reason but here is a video of it 😭😭😭💀💀💀

Noel Fielding is low-key another blorbo of mine, he's genuinely just hilarious,

but this 1 episode of The Mighty Boosh had me FEELIN THINGS 😳😩

Just had to share thisssss - Plz Austin girlies, y'all need to check out this show, it's so vibey, so cool, Peak English humour !!!

Had to do my Boy Benny..

Benny is very middle of the line for me because he is just so simple...just lots of angst, and I wish him the besstttt but my guy also needs to pay for his consequences- EHEM, Leaving Kathy.

Also if I'm going off the urban dictionary definition for chew toy... then yes Benny is my chew toy. Emotionally unavailable... buut physically vERy AVAILABLE.

Also on the line with Bwnny having trauma... maybe he does maybe he doesn't, I mean for sure there's a little trauma from being in the gang and losing your friends - but Benny surely has trauma previous to that with the way he acts... IDK could just NATURALLY be an arsehole haha

Unapologetically Feyd

Unapologetically hot

Don't change. Just get more Feyd

How do you see him? @mrs-hardy-hunnam-butler-pascal @austinbutlerslovers @f3ytal @faegoddessog @houserautha @sandwormrp @peageetibbs-ab @mystra-midnight @seraphicsage @vikingsbifrost @arianatheangel-girl @thefloatingpickle and anyone else I forgot while making this post very quickly with kids who want to steal my phone again... - I believe some of you may have very different views 😘

From this amazing post:

https://www.tumblr.com/bitegore/699154290016649216?source=share

Girls.... hold onto your underwear 😊 this shit is gonna be WILD

I don't think I'm going to survive this trailer ladies lol. 😅

If you all don't hear from me in 24 hours after the trailer drops, PLEASE call 9-1-1. 😄

The way he's looking at the camera, the way he's opening the petrol cap... has me

needing him to bend me over this car tbh

@psycheetamore I'm back 😈

The car makes him look 10 foot tall and honestly I’m not mad about it

You can't tell me he wouldn't..

I know this man is shy but he's tOO flirty not to pull this move - TELL ME I'M WRONG !!

(lifting up her) SUNDRESS (to grope her in public) SEASON IS ALMOST HERE.

😭😭

The beauty that is Austin Butler

Or 00s Skater vibes

The reason youre depressed is because you aren't listening to enough 70s funk

@psycheetamore HE AIN'T TUCKING HERE NO WAY NO HOW

His contagious excitement in this photo shoot 🫠