I'm Thinking, What Nefarious Activities You Doing Before Bed SIR

SHOUT OUT BOROMIR, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, MY KING. He bows to no one 🙏🏻

love when he said this, on the show

No bc we are ANIMALS for posting this...

And I, for one, am personally sorry to Mr Austin Butler for our transgressions...

I apologise for being a horny girlie. You're just an incredibly attractive man with the charm of an angel and so the thought of your dick has me convulsing... furthermore, actually SEEING the outline and (can I say) quite SUBSTANTIAL bump of your dick is making me froth at the mouth, and my downstairs is SHUDDERING... so again, apologises... but try to understand how hard it is to NOT be feral towards you.

Thankyou,

Kind regards, f3ytal

(Almost put my email address - force of habit 😂)

But hey, Austin, if you DO want a correspondence... a dialogue... a chit chat.. a hanky panky... a bit of skullduggery (does this mean skull-f##king?).

Then do please send me a direct message 😊

Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick

The thought of you sliding into me, as deep as you can go, makes my ovaries ache

Wait... this is a watch advertisement? 😅😂

No one is looking at the watch…

Serving Absolute Mega Cunt

YESSSSS SLAY BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN MAMA CITA CUNT-A-TRON FIVE THOUSAND ON THESE HOES

No bc neither of them have looked better than they do RIGHT HERE. I don't care that they're both technically bald. It just FUCKING SERVES. They DON'T 👏 FUCK 👏 ABOUT 👏

Being so fr rn... Austin never looks better than when he's in a fan selfie (or what I assume to be fan selfies)...

I love authenticity, seeing people for who they really are, and although yes - On god! He is SO handsome when he's done up for photoshoots and premieres... but that's not the real him. It's highly manufactured. And he knows this, and he poses for the viewers and photographer's and that's his job, no judgement, I'm clearly not a hater of it haha. But it isn't totally genuine.

I love seeing the wrinkles, spots, freckles, moles, under eye bags, general daily untidiness from moving about all day, a GENUINE smile or laugh -- seeing these on a person you like is so damn attractive 😩

Seeing THEM and who they really are is attractive because you want to know them to their centre... and shit I've gone and fallen in love with him 😮‍💨

he's so ✨️ goofyyyyyy✨️

Let's stop portraying Austin as JUST a dedicated, handsome actor,

or JUST a kind, articulate gentleman,

or JUST a soft spoken, charming sex-god...

HE'S A GOOFER. Plain and simple.

More of this pleeeeeeassse !! Thankyooooo

I love seeing our manz all smiley and sun - kissed🥰

On a real note,

What life feels like waiting for Austin updates:

@flowerchild-1991 I think he needs us there to turn round his necklace... also I think with our boho vibes we'd be a nice looking entourage for him hehe

I'm new, so I've just found these photos.. and NEED to talk about them 🥴🥴

The way he grabs everything with his HUGE fucking hands.. face, neck, waist, hip, ass..

The first photo has me FUCKING DYING - his hand tryna inch south- !! Probably teasing her neck with his teeth- I- !!

I'm fucking devastated quite frankly ;_;

seeing a mutual like one of your posts like, "i knew you'd like that, you sl*t"