Detective Shapiro Had To Come From Chicago Because Any Cop Who Actually Comes From Hatchetfield Would

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

Petition for Nick and Matt to release official lore-accurate Hatchetfield maps. Fans would love a poster with all the locations and everything.

We could even do that whole "solving mysteries" thing where you connect a bunch of stuff with red string on a corkboard, all overlaying the silhouette of Hatchetfield. You know, the...

I saw Barbie this weekend and this was my big takeaway.

MCU movies they should stop making

All of them

Marvel movies they SHOULD be making:

Deadpool vs the HOA

Deadpool gets hired as a high school girls' synchronized swim team coach

Deadpool enters an international Mahjong tournament

Deadpool corners the market on luxury pigeon breeding

Making Brett Kavanaugh cry is very presidential.